Limerick (Part 4)

Think I’ll have a poached egg for lunch
I might have the same but for me it’s brunch
Then savoury rice for a bit of a snack
Delivered straight from a nice little pack

Think I’ll have a poached egg for lunch
I might have the same but for me it’s brunch
Then savoury rice for a bit of a snack
Delivered straight from a nice little pack
Plus a couple of biscuits 'cos I fancy a munch.

I need a thicker duvet on my bed

I need a thicker duvet on my bed
And a softer pillow to lay my head

I need a thicker duvet on my bed
And a softer pillow to lay my head
A few more Togs would be just fine

I need a thicker duvet on my bed
And a softer pillow to lay my head
A few more Togs would be just fine
But is your duvet as warm as mine

I need a thicker duvet on my bed
And a softer pillow to lay my head
A few more Togs would be just fine
But is your duvet as warm as mine
Just a bit warmer it must be said

Today it’s definitely colder

Today it’s definitely colder
Well you feel it more now you are older!

Today it’s definitely colder
Well you feel it more now you are older!
You need to wrap up warm

Today it’s definitely colder
Well you feel it more now you are older!
You need to wrap up warm
In case of a storm

Today it’s definitely colder
Well you feel it more now you are older!
You need to wrap up warm
In case of a storm
Get a scarf to throw over your shoulder.

My doggie is laying in front of the fire

My doggie is laying in front of the fire
Making me feel like I want to retire

My doggie is laying in front of the fire
Making me feel like I want to retire
But the bills must be paid

My doggie is laying in front of the fire
Making me feel like I want to retire
But the bills must be paid
Lucky I have a trade

My doggie is laying in front of the fire
Making me feel like I want to retire
But the bills must be paid
Lucky I have a trade
Although the job itself is quite dire

Having a trip to Lidl anon

Having a trip to Lidl anon
Where perhaps you’ll get my pressy from

Having a trip to Lidl anon
Where perhaps you’ll get my pressy from
Some Gluwein perhaps?

Having a trip to Lidl anon
Where perhaps you’ll get my pressy from
Some Gluhwein perhaps?
No, I can’t drink

. . . . . You can’t rhyme either.
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