Just really enjoyed a fish tea
Fish any day of the week for me
Is it Haddock or Cod?
Served with peas from the pod
Just really enjoyed a fish tea
Fish any day of the week for me
Is it Haddock or Cod?
Served with peas from the pod
No peas, just pickled onions for me!
I once knew a man from Timbuktu
I once knew a man from Timbuktu
Who was tall and handsome and good to view
I once knew a man from Timbuktu
Who was tall and handsome and good to view
Maybe he was but he was terribly vain
I once knew a man from Timbuktu
Who was tall and handsome and good to view
Maybe he was but he was terribly vain
And the way he burped drove me insane
I once knew a man from Timbuktu
Who was tall and handsome and good to view
Maybe he was but he was terribly vain
And the way he burped drove me insane
So I showed him the door, wouldn’t you?
Do you ever wish that you could be
Do you ever wish that you could be
I’ve always been a dreamer that’s me
Do you ever wish that you could be
I’ve always been a dreamer that’s me
To sit and stare into space
Do you ever wish that you could be
I’ve always been a dreamer that’s me
To sit and stare into space
And imagine yourself in another place
Do you ever wish that you could be
I’ve always been a dreamer that’s me
To sit and stare into space
And imagine yourself in another place
Back to reality and what to have for tea.
Thinking 'bout Christmas and what to buy
Thinking 'bout Christmas and what to buy
A turkey with trimmings and the odd mince pie
Thinking 'bout Christmas and what to buy
A turkey with trimmings and the odd mince pie
A couple of cans and a bottle of red
Thinking 'bout Christmas and what to buy
A turkey with trimmings and the odd mince pie
A couple of cans and a bottle of red
Treat yourself is what Santa said
Thinking 'bout Christmas and what to buy
A turkey with trimmings and the odd mince pie
A couple of cans and a bottle of red
Treat yourself is what Santa said
All those calories - oh my oh my. 
I’m getting sleepy, so time for bed
I’m getting sleepy, so time for bed
That’s not the first time i’ve heard that said
I’m getting sleepy, so time for bed
That’s not the first time i’ve heard that said
Do you have a nightcap I ask?
I’m getting sleepy, so time for bed
That’s not the first time i’ve heard that said
Do you have a nightcap I ask?
For the eyes, a sleeping mask
I’m getting sleepy, so time for bed
That’s not the first time I’ve heard that said
Do you have a nightcap I ask?
For the eyes, a sleeping mask
Then off to rest my tired head.
Think I’ll have a poached egg for lunch
Think I’ll have a poached egg for lunch
I might have the same but for me it’s brunch
Think I’ll have a poached egg for lunch
I might have the same but for me it’s brunch
Then savoury rice for a bit of a snack