The old man who snored in his bed
Broke wind loudly and said
" oh dear who did that!"
The old man who snored in his bed
Broke wind loudly and said
" oh dear who did that!"
“Was it me or the cat?”
The old man who snored in his bed
Broke wind loudly and said
" oh dear who did that!"
“Was it me or the cat?”
Then he remembered and blushed bright red.
A man who was reading about Italy
A man who was reading about Italy
Fell sound asleep…finally
A man who was reading about Italy
Fell sound asleep…finally
He dreamt lovingly of Rome
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A man who was reading about Italy
Fell sound asleep…finally
He dreamt lovingly of Rome
He so wanted to roam
A man who was reading about Italy
Fell sound asleep…finally
He dreamt lovingly of Rome
He so wanted to roam
But I can’t afford he said bitterly
Tomorrow there’s a Supermoon
Tomorrow there’s a Supermoon
Sure it’s not just a big balloon?
Tomorrow there’s a Supermoon
Sure it’s not just a big balloon?
Only 4.7 miles away
Tomorrow there’s a Supermoon
Sure it’s not just a big balloon?
Only 4.7 miles away
Awake 'til midnight I’ll have to stay
Tomorrow there’s a supermoon
Sure it’s not just a big balloon?
Only 4.7 miles away
Awake 'til midnight I’ll have to stay
Or it will be over, too soon.
My Christmas tree’s up in the loft
My Christmas tree’s up in the loft
Are the branches prickly or are they soft?
My Christmas tree’s up in the loft
Are the branches prickly or are they soft?
Fairly soft I recall
My Christmas tree’s up in the loft
Are the branches prickly or are they soft?
Fairly soft I recall
Well mind you don’t fall
My Christmas tree’s up in the loft
Are the branches prickly or soft?
Fairly soft I recall
Well mind you don’t fall
And trust your balance is not lost.
I’ve made a pan full of stew for tea
I’ve made a pan of stew for tea
I trust enough for you and me
I’ve made a pan of stew for tea
I trust enough for you and me
More than enough EZ