The spider who lived in a shed
Was all nice and cosy in his bed
Till a fly happened by
He saw out of his eye
So ate him, then felt so well fed.
I had Cornish pasty for tea
I had Cornish pasty for tea
Bet you’ve not saved some for me
I had Cornish pasty for tea
Bet you’ve not saved some for me
No - you need to diet 
I had Cornish pasty for tea
Bet you’ve not saved some for me
No - you need to diet
Pasty though, I could try it.
I had Cornish Pasty for tea
Bet you’ve not save some for me
No - you need to diet
Pasty though, I could try it
Well I ate it before you could see. 
I might go to Cornwall for good
I might go to Cornwall for good
But not sure whether I should
I might go to Cornwall for good
But not sure whether I should
You could have a cream tea
I might go to Cornwall for good
But not sure whether I should
You could have a cream tea
Shall I save one for thee?
I might go to Cornwall for good
But not sure whether I should
You could have a cream tea
Shall I save one for thee?
Aye, I could do with a pud
Clocks go back an hour tonight
Clocks go back an hour tonight
Wake at six and it could be daylight
Clocks go back an hour tonight
Wake at six and it could be daylight
But is it so late
To wake up at 8
Clocks go back an hour tonight
Wake at six and it could be daylight
But is it so late
To wake up at 8
An extra hour in bed? That should be alright
Getting definitely frosty
Now come on Judsy, behave yourself!
What the 'eck rhymes with that? :roll:
Getting definitely frosty
So I cooked myself some rosti
Getting definitely frosty
So I cooked myself some rosti
I burnt the new pan
Well, I am but a man
Now a new one will certainly cost me
Boom boom
Where there’s a will there’s a way
Oh alright, smarty pants. 
Where there’s a will there’s a way
Is what my Mum used to say
Getting definitely frosty
So I cooked myself some rosti
I burnt the new pan
Well, I am but a man
Now a new one will certainly cost me
Boom boom
Where there’s a will there’s a way
Needs us blokes to show them though Tezza 