Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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That wind blew my tubs on their side
From Storm Brian I’m trying to hide

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That wind blew my tubs on their side
From Storm Brian I’m trying to hide
But wind-lashed you will be

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That wind blew my tubs on their side
From Storm Brian I’m trying to hide
But wind-lashed you’ll be
No doubt so will thee

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That wind blew my tubs on their side
From Storm Brian I’m trying to hide
But wind-lashed you’ll be
No doubt so will thee
And that would damage my pride

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There once was a girl will bow legs

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There once was a girl with bow legs
Who sat on, and hatched bird eggs

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There once was a girl with bow legs
Who sat on, and hatched bird eggs
She quite liked them fried

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There once was a girl with bow legs
Who sat on, and hatched, bird eggs
She quite liked them fried
But then she tried

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There once was a girl with bow legs
Who sat on, and hatched, bird eggs
She quite liked them fried
But then she tried
them in a breakfast roll from Greggs

I decided against having a flu jab

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I decided against having a flu jab
It would mean going there in a cab

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I decided against having a flu jab
It would mean going there in a cab
It didn’t seem worth it

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I decided against having a flu jab
It would mean going there in a cab
It didn’t seem worth it
Then I thought for a bit

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I decided against having a flu jab
It would mean going there in a cab
It didn’t seem worth it
Then I thought for a bit
It won’t hurt if they put it in my flab :lol:

Looking forward to having a break

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Looking forward to having a break
I need a rest I can’t stay awake

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Looking forward to having a break
I need a rest I can’t stay awake
Shall you visit the the coast

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Looking forward to having a break
I need a rest I can’t stay awake
Shall you visit the the coast
I live there but don’t like to boast

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Looking forwrd to having a break
I need a rest I can’t stay awake
Shall yo visit the coast
I live there but don’t like to boast
Or you could stay at home and eat cake. :lol:

The spider who lived in a shed

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The spider who lived in a shed
Was all nice and cosy in his bed

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The spider who lived in a shed
Was all nice and cosy in his bed
Till a fly happened by

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The spider who lived in a shed
Was all nice and cosy in his bed
Till a fly happened by
He saw out of his eye