Rain forecast for the next ten days
Mist and fog and the roads a haze
Nights black as pitch and chilly too
I’ll knit a woolly vest, just for you
Rain forecast for the next ten days
Mist and fog and the roads a haze
Nights black as pitch and chilly too
I’ll knit a woolly vest, just for you
“Will go with me thermal knickers” Judd says !
Big Sadie felt a sudden urge…
Big Sadie felt a sudden urge
She’d taken the tablets to purge
Hi Gilly 
Big Sadie felt a sudden urge
She’d taken the tablets to purge
She didn’t quite make it
Big Sadie felt a sudden urge
She’d taken the tablets to purge
She didn’t quite make it
She started to trumpet
Big Sadie felt a sudden urge
She’d taken the tablets to purge
She didn’t quite make it
She started to trumpet
Until her bowels started to surge
Are you all feeling your age?
Are you feeling your age?
Asked the wise old sage
Are you feeling your age?
Asked the wise old sage
No I think it’s my pulse…
Are you feeling your age?
Asked the wise old sage
No I think it’s my pulse
I still act on impulse
Are you feeling your age?
Asked the wise old sage
No I think it’s my pulse
I still act on impulse
But still won’t wear anything Beige
Storm Brian is now making things bad
Storm Brian is now making things bad
All this grim weather is making me mad
Storm Brian is now making things bad
All this grim weather is making me mad
There wasn’t much Summer
Storm Brian is now making things bad
All this grim weather is making me mad
There wasn’t much Summer
Which was a real bummer
Storm Brian is now making things bad
All this grim weather is making me mad
There wasn’t much Summer
Which was a real bummer
its the worst I,v known,since I was a lad
I prescribe that you give us a first line Doc. 
I prescribe that you give us a first line Doc.
will this one do,whilst I look for my sock
I prescribe that you give us a first line Doc.
will this one do,whilst I look for my sock
Yes that one will do fine
I prescribe that you give us a first line Doc.
will this one do,whilst I look for my sock
Yes that one will do fine
At least it do rhyme
I prescribe that you give us a first line Doc
Will this one do, whilst I look for my sock
Yes that one will do fine
At least it do rhyme
My word - just looked at the clock!
That wind blew my tubs on their side