Where there’s a will there’s a way
Is what my Mum used to say
She must have been wise
Where there’s a will there’s a way
Is what my Mum used to say
She must have been wise
And told you no lies
Where there’s a will there’s a way
Is what my Mum used to say
She must have been wise
And told you no lies
Well I never found out - she may. 
The donkey said to the horse
The donkey said to the horse
You must be a Viking of course
That’s right, how did you know?
Well, the answer’s on show
Because you have a face like a Norse
As her teeth plonked into the glass
As her teeth plonked in to the glass
Millie reflected on the day, well passed
As her teeth plonked in to the glass
Millie reflected on the day, well passed
Dropping some Steradent in
As her teeth plonked in to the glass
Millie reflected on the day, well passed
Dropping some Steradent in
She remembered with a grin
As her teeth plonked in to the glass
Millie reflected on the day, well passed
Dropping some Steradent in
She remembered with a grin
How she’d mooned in front of her class
As her teeth plonked in to the glass
Millie reflected on the day, well passed
Dropping some Steradent in
She remembered with a grin
deleted - you beat me to it Judd.
Someone gonna start the next one then? . . .
Well that’s me supper over and done
Well that’s me supper over and done
Time to sit down and read The Sun
I think it’s time for my bed
Your favourite haunt it’s been said
A soft comfy pillow is a must for me
Well that’s me supper over and done
Time to sit down and read The Sun
Read the Sun? Surely you jest
I think it’s time for my bed
Your favourite haunt it’s been said
A soft comfy pillow is a must for me
As is a nightcap of a cup of tea
Have you lot been at the Sherry?
How come we’ve got two running at the same time? I’m all of a muddle now. 
Well that’s me supper over and done
Time to sit down and read the Sun
Read the sun? Surely you jest
Nope, it is one of the best
Well that’s me supper over and done
Time to sit down and read the Sun
Read the sun? Surely you jest
Nope, it is one of the best
The best? Try pulling the other one.
I think it’s time for my bed
Your favourite haunt it’s been said
A soft comfy pillow is a must for me
As is a nightcap of a cup of tea
As I lay down my weary head
Well that’s me supper over and done
Time to sit down and read the Sun
Read the sun? Surely you jest
Nope, it is one of the best
And is fond of a horrible pun
Should we only do one at a time
Should we only do one at a time
YES, or it addles this brain of mine!