Limerick (Part 4)

I’m eating Mozzarella Sticks
Will you be needing toothpicks?

I’m eating Mozzarella Sticks
Will you be needing toothpicks?
No, cos’ I’ve got my cider

I’m eating Mozzarella Sticks
Will you be needing toothpicks?
No, cos’ I’ve got my cider
Yes, keep it beside yer

I’m eating Mozzarella Sticks
Will you be needing toothpicks?
No, cos’ I’ve got my cider
Yes, keep it beside yer
But mind you don’t get the hicks!

Here I sit, upon this seat

Here I sit, upon this seat
May I join you there my sweet?

Here I sit, upon this seat
May I join you there my sweet?
Yes you may, I’m waiting for yer

Here I sit, upon this seat
May I join you there my sweet?
Yes you may, I’m waiting for yer
We’ll have a chat and cake for after

Here I sit, upon this seat
May I join you there my sweet?
Yes you may, I’m waiting for yer
We’ll have a chat and cake for after
Like the last time we did meet

(No inspiration to start another one at the moment)!

While sitting in the park one day

While sitting in the park one day
A cop came and said be on your way

While sitting in the park one day
A cop came and said be on your way
Poor Mups said “Who, me?”

While sitting in the park one day
A cop came and said be on your way
Poor Mups said “Who, me?”
Yes you Mups said he

While sitting in the park one day
A cop came and said be on your way
Poor Mups said “Who, me?”
Yes you Mups said he
You’ll be charged with soliciting if you stay

It’s deadly quiet outside

It’s deadly quiet outside
I just heard two insects collide

duplicated post (somehow!)

It’s deadly quite outside
Think I will go for a ride

It’s deadly quiet outside
I just heard two insects collide
They both banged their head

It’s deadly quite outside
I just heard two insects collide
They both banged their head
And one of them said

It’s deadly quite outside
I just heard two insects collide
They both banged their head
And one of them said
“Ow why didn’t step to the side?”