Friday tomorrow, who’s having fish and chips
I might be having party food, nibbles and dips
I’ll wear me best frock
Which will come as a shock
Cos when hitched up it hardly covers my n***!
Sorry!
A man who thought he was all that
A man who thought he was all that
Went to the pub and got in a spat
(Hi Rhian) 
Mups! 
Is your house looking grand now?
Oh the limerick. …
A man who thought he was all that
Went to the pub and got in a spat
But he met an old match
A man who thought he was all that
Went to the pub and got in a spat
But he met his old match
When he tried to snatch
A man who thought he was all that
Went to the pub and got in a spat
But he met his old match
When he tried to snatch
Off her head her prized bobble hat
Unlucky for some today
Unlucky for some today
For others it’s ever that way
Unlucky for some today
For others it’s ever that way
Let’s not be sad
Unlucky for some today
For others it’s ever that way
Let’s not be sad
It can’t be all bad
Unlucky for some today
For others it’s ever that way
Let’s not be sad
It can’t be all bad
Some people received their pay
What can I say about love?
What can I say about love?
A partner you can’t let go of?
What can I say about love?
A partner you can’t let go of?
Just send them away
What can I say about love?
A partner you can’t let go of?
Just send them away
What? Even your fiancé?
What can I say about love?
A partner you can’t let go of?
Just send them away
What? Even your fiancé?
Actually, she left in a huff.
Today is Friday Thirteen
Today is Friday Thirteen
Well how has it been?
Today is Friday Thirteen
Well how has it been?
It’s been very nice thanks
Today is Friday Thirteen
Well how has it been?
It’s been very nice thanks
No one played any pranks?
Today is Friday Thirteen
Well how has it been?
It’s been very nice thanks
No one played any pranks?
No, haven’t even been mean
I’m eating Mozzarella Sticks