It’s late and I should be in bed
Off you go, have the dogs been fed?
Yes, and out for a wee
Is that the dogs or thee?
Cheeky Judd in what you just said! 
I am tired now, so off I must go
I am tired now, so off I must go
Far too late, silly so and so
I am tired now, so off I must go
Far too late, silly so and so
Relax and chill out
I am tired now, so off I must go
Far too late, silly so and so
Relax and chill out
With a large glass of stout
I am tired now, so off I must go
Far too late, silly so and so
Relax and chill out
With a large glass of stout
Then relax and go with the flow.
Sammy squirrel who lived up the tree
Sammy squirrel who lived up the tree
Kept his nuts hidden so no one could see
Sammy squirrel who lived up the tree
Kept his nuts hidden so no one could see
But one windswept night
Sammy squirrel who lived up a tree
Kept his nuts so no one could see
But one windswept night
When the moon was bright
Sammy squirrel, who lived up a tree
Kept his nuts so no one could see
But one windswept night
When the moon was bright
They were stolen while he went for a wee.
This year, will we have snow?
This year, will we have snow?
Maybe, I really don’t know
This year will we have snow ?
Maybe, I really don’t know
With snow on the rooftops
This year will we have snow ?
Maybe, I really don’t know
With snow on the rooftops
And ice on the ice-pops
This year, will we have snow ?
Maybe, I really don’t know
With snow on the rooftops
And ice on the ice-pops
And all the snowmen in a row
After a very busy day today
After a very busy day today
Thought that I’d come here to play
After a very busy day today
Thought that I’d come here to play
It passes the time
After a very busy day today
Thought that I’d come here to play
It passes the time
Until a chime
After a very busy day today
Thought that I’d come to play
It passes the time
Until a chime
Tells me my head to lay
Friday tomorrow who’s having fish and chips
Friday tomorrow who’s having fish and chips
I might be having party food, nibbles and dips
Friday tomorrow, who’s having fish and chips
I might be having party food, nibbles and dips
I’ll wear me best frock
Friday tomorrow, who’s having fish and chips
I might be having party food, nibbles and dips
I’ll wear me best frock
Which will come as a shock