Limerick (Part 4)

Ethel was known for her prying

Ethel was known for her prying
she was also renowned for her crying

Ethel was known for her prying
She was also renowned for her crying
When a tap on the door

Ethel was known for her prying
She was also renowned for her crying
When a tap on the door
Twitching the curtain she saw

Ethel was known for her prying
She was also renowned for her crying
When a tap on the door
Twitching the curtain she saw
A salesman whose trade he was plying

Washing up just finished

Washing up just finished
Judd’s energy diminished :shock:

Washing up just finished
Judd’s energy diminished :shock:
As he sinks in his chair

Washing up just finished
Judd’s energy diminished
As he sinks in his chair
Ran his hands through his hair

Hi Gilly & Tezza :039:

Washing up just finished
Judd’s energy diminished
As he sinks in his chair
Ran his hands through his hair
Realised he’s still famished.

Tomorrow is going to bring high winds

Tomorrow is going to be high winds
Everyone will be chasing their wheelie bins

Tomorrow is going to be high winds
Everyone will be chasing their wheelie bins
And it’s bin day for me

Tomorrow is going to be high winds
Everyone will be chasing their wheelie bins
And it’s bin day for me
Let’s hope they don’t end up in the tree

Tomorrow is going to be high winds
Everyone will be chasing their wheelie bins
And it’s bin day for me
Let’s hope they don’t end up in the tree
And dump all the paper and tins

I’m glad I don’t live on the coast

I’m glad I don’t live on the coast
I like living here and it’s fine for most

I’m glad I don’t live on the coast
I like living here and it’s fine for most
But tomorrow hang on to your hat

I’m glad I don’t live on the coast
I like living here and it’s fine for most
But tomorrow hang on to your hat
I most definitely will do that

I’m glad I don’t live on the coast
I like living here and it’s fine for most
But tomorrow hang on to your hat
I most difinitely will do that
As your munching your tea and toast.

My washing is out on the line

My washing is out on the line
and im sitting here drinking my wine

My washing is out on the line
and im sitting here drinking my wine
Would that be a red or a white?