Bought a new cheap watch today
So you didn’t have too much to pay
From Amazon. Just twenty quid
Bought a new cheap watch today
So you didn’t have too much to pay
From Amazon. Just twenty quid
So you didn’t have to put in a bid
Bought a new cheap watch today
So you didn’t have too much to pay
From Amazon. Just twenty quid
So you didn’t have to put in a bid
No, I don’t buy stuff from Ebay
Early PM and decidedly chilly
Early PM and decidedly chilly
Wearing shorts would be very silly
Early PM and decidedly chilly
Wearing shorts would be very silly
Yer bum would get cold
Early PM and decidedly chilly
Wearing shorts would be very silly
Yer bum would get cold
Need big knickers I’m told
Early PM and decidedly chilly
Wearing shorts would be very silly
Yer bum would get cold
Need big knickers i’m told
Just make sure they cover yer willy!
While walking my dog in the woods
While walking my dog in the woods
I saw some goblins in hoods
While walking my dog in the woods
I saw some goblins in hoods
They aren’t goblins, but Orcs
While walking my dog in the woods
I saw some goblins in hoods
They aren’t goblins, but Orcs
Some had spears, others had forks
While walking my dog in the woods
I saw some goblins in hoods
They aren’t goblins, bur Orcs
Some had spears, others had forks
And they were sat eating Christmas Puds.
I know of a fella called Den
I know of a fella called Den
He’s one of my favourite men
I know of a fella called Den
He’s one of my favourite men
Very handsome and good
I know of a fella called Den
He’s one of my favourite men
Very handsome and good
He’d be mine if he would
I know of a man called Den
He’s one of my favourite men
Very handsome and good
He’d be mine if he would
Perhaps we could share him then?
An old chap once said to me
An old chap once said to me
What’s all those wrinkles I see?
An old chap once said to me
What’s all those wrinkles I see?
My iron is broken
An old chap once said to me
What’s all those wrinkles I see?
My iron is broken
Were the words then spoken