Judd - pull yourself together man, and get on with the next rhyme! 
I just did - or do you mean a limerick?..
Judd is Last on the LTP thread
Judd is Last on the LTP thread
You won’t be for long, the ladies said
Judd is last on the LTP thread
You won’t be for long, the ladies said
You’ll soon been chased out
Judd is last on the LTP thread
You won’t be for long, the ladies said
You’ll soon been chased out
You can scream and shout
Judd is last on the LTP thread
You won’t be for long, the ladies said
You’ll soon be chased out
You can scream and shout
Or better still - stay in your bed.
This week is half gone so soon
This week is half gone so soon
No sooner it’s morning it’s noon.
This week is half gone so soon
No sooner it’s morning it’s noon.
And now it’s bedtime
This week is half gone so soon
No sooner it’s morning it’s noon
And now it’s bedtime
I trust I’ll sleep fine
This week is half gone so soon
No sooner it’s morning it’s noon
And now it’s bedtime
I trust I’ll sleep fine
By the light of the silvery moon.
Seems like we’re having nothing but rain
Seems like we’re having nothing but rain
Aye, last night was a real pain
Seems like we’re having nothing but rain
Aye,last night was a real pain
Though we all love the sun
Seems like we’re having nothing but rain
Aye,last night was a real pain
Though we all love the sun
We agree summer is done
Seems like we’re having nothing but rain
Aye,last night was a real pain
Though we all love the sun
We agree summer is done
And it won’t be coming back again. 
Having new windows fitted next week
Having new windows fitted next week
I hope that the new ones don’t leak
Having new windows fitted next week
I hope that the new ones don’t leak
That’ll be nice
Stop you feeling like ice
Having new windows fitted next week
I hope that the new ones don’t leak
That’ll be nice
Stop you feeling like ice
Could make the place rather chic
Bought a new cheap watch today
Bought a new cheap watch today
So you didn’t have too much to pay