Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
2721

An Elf turned up at my door
To do a safety check or do more?
I said “Won’t you come in”
“But don’t make my head spin”

2722

An Elf turned up at my door
To do a safety check or do more?
I said “Won’t you come in”
“But don’t make my head spin”
Or I might just end up on the floor

2723

Am making some stew for tea

2724

Am making some stew for tea
Hope there’s plenty for me?

2725

Am making some stew for tea
Hope there’s plenty for me?
Do you like suet crust?

2726

Am making some stew for tea
Hope there’splenty for me?
Do you like suet crust?
Yes, don’t I just :slight_smile:

2727

Am making some stew for tea
Hope there’splenty for me?
Do you like suet crust?
Yes, don’t I just :slight_smile:
Then mebbies I’ll save some for thee

2728

Judd forgot to write the next rhyme

2729

Judd forgot to write the next rhyme
Seems he no longer has the time

2730

Judd forgot to write the next rhyme
Seems he no longer has the time
Nah, he forgets cos he’s old :smiley:

2731

Judd forgot to write the next rhyme
Seems he no longer has the time
Nah, he forgets cos he’s old :smiley:
And me tea was going cold

2732

Judd forgot to write the next rhyme
Seems he no longer has the time
Nah, he forgets cos he’s old
And me tea was going cold
Then we’ll forgive you, that is just fine.

Peter rabbit said to the hare

2733

Peter rabbit said to the hare
Please wait while I comb my hair

2734

Peter rabbit said to the hare
Please wait while I comb my hair
Then to look his best
He donned a string vest

2735

Peter Rabbit said to the hare
Please wait while I comb my hair
Then to look his best
He donned a string vest
Then they both buggered off to the fair.

Let’s please try to make up a rhyme

2736

Let’s please try to make up a rhyme
That is funny and good and rhymes this time

2737

Let’s please try and make up a rhyme
That is funny and good and rhymes this time
Will it rhyme at the end?

2738

Let’s please try and make up a rhyme
That is funny and good and rhymes this time
Will it rhyme at the end?
Depends how it’s penned

2739

Let’s please try and make up a rhyme
That is funny and good and rhymes this time
Will it rhyme at the end?
Depends how it’s penned
If it doesn’t it will be a crime

2740

What kind of rhyme
Did you have in mind
Something daft
Or something more serious
Perhaps some kind of sonnet
With words of love on it
Or maybe something mysterious?