It will be Halloween again soon
Do you fancy a ride on my broom?
Well who could refuse
Come on then, you choose
Will you come and pick me up soon? 
The fireworks will soon be on sale
The fireworks will soon be on sale
And some will be certain to fail
The fireworks will soon be on sale
And some will be certain to fail
Guy Fawkes will be there
The fireworks will soon be on sale
And some will be certain to fail
Guy Fawkes will be there
Sat in a chair
The fireworks will soon be on sale
And some will be certain to fail
Guy Fawkes will be there
Sat in a chair
Another troublesome male! 
Now what do I fancy for lunch?
Now what do I fancy for lunch?
Im feeling in need of a munch.
Now what do I fancy for lunch?
I’m feeling in need of a much
Ham sarnie or roll
Now what do I fancy for lunch?
I’m feeling in need of a munch
Ham sarnie or roll
Or have soup in a bowl
Now what do I fancy for lunch?
I’m feeling in need of a munch
Ham sarnie or roll
Or have soup in a bowl
Or a few biscuits to crunch
End of the world in two days?
End of the world in two days?
No time now to mend your ways
End of the world in two days?
No time now to mend your ways
No need for that
End of the world in two days?
No time now to mend your ways
No need for that
Bet you’re a toff with a hat
End of the world in two days?
No time now to mend your ways
No need for that
Bet you’re a toff with a hat
Who dines then refuses to pays.
Another day done, and I’m tired out
Another day done and I’m tired
I bet you are there is no doubt
Another day done and I’m tired out
I bet you are there is no doubt
But things will improve
Another day done and I’m tired out
I bet you are there is no doubt
But things will improve
Maybe I should move
Or perhaps give the painter a clout.
An Elf turned up at my door
An Elf turned up at my door
To do a safety check or do more?
An Elf turned up at my door
To do a safety check or do more?
I said “Won’t you come in”