An old chap once said to me
What’s all those wrinkles I see?
My iron is broken
Were the words then spoken
I bought one and am now wrinkle free.
I feel really tired these days
I feel really tired these days
Same here with a sense of malaise
I feel really tired these days
Same here with a sense of malaise
Some pampering you need
I feel really tired these days
Same here with a sense of malaise
Some pampering you need
On that we’re agreed
I feel really tired these days
Same here with a sense of malaise
Some pampering you need
On that we’re agreed
I must think of several ways.
It’s all cold and damp tonight
It’s all cold damp tonight
Will snow come this year? well it might
It’s all cold damp tonight
Will snow come this year? well it might
Will be a change from all the rain
It’s all cold damp tonight
Will snow come this year? well it might
Will be a change from all the rain
We can expect a cold winter again
It’s all cold damp tonight
Will snow come this year? well it might
Will be a change from all the rain
We can expect a cold winter again
One where the winter is white?
Mid afternoon and needing a kip
Mid afternoon and needing a kip
So leave me alone I don’t want no lip
Mid afternoon and needing a kip
So leave me alone I don’t want no lip
Out tonight so maybe a quick snooze?
Mid afternoon and needing a kip
So leave me alone I don’t want no lip
Out tonight so maybe a quick snooze?
Prepare myself for plenty of booze
Mid afternoon and needing a kip
So leave me alone I don’t want no lip
Out tonight so maybe a quick snooze
Prepare myself for plenty of booze
There’s a chill in the air - quite a nip.
Our friend who once lived in Kent
Our friend who once lived in Kent
In a house on which he paid rent?
Our friend who once lived in Kent
In a house on which he paid rent?
Decided to move to the Med
Our friend who once lived in Kent
In a house on which he paid rent?
Decided to move to the Med
To laze away on his sun bed
Our friend who once lived in Kent
In a house on which he paid rent?
Decided to move to the Med
To laze away on his sun bed
So he’s not here - cos he went! 
It’s Friday. Will you have fish?
It’s Friday. Will you have fish?
No, Lancashire Hotpot served in a dish
It’s Friday. Will you have fish?
No, Lancashire Hotpot served in a dish
Ooh yummy, sounds good