Have any of you ever been drunk?
Yes, a mixture of real ale and skunk
A fool of myself I did make
The piss out of me some did take
Have any of you ever been drunk?
Yes, a mixture of real ale and skunk
A fool of myself I did make
The piss out of me some did take
Do you remember how your vomit stunk?
Sunday is a day of rest
Sunday is a day of rest
So i’m resting, you might have guessed
Sunday is a day of rest
So i’m resting, you might have guessed
Not going to pray?
Sunday is a day of rest
So i’m resting, you might have guessed
Not going to pray?
'fraid not nay
Sunday is a day of rest
So i’m resting, you might have guessed
Not going to pray?
'fraid not nay
So methinks you’ll never be blessed.
Thinking about what to wear
Thinking about what to wear
Skinny dipping? Now there’s a dare
Thinking about what to wear
Skinny dipping? Now there’s a dare
Ooh no, too cold for that
Thinking about what to wear
Skinny dipping? Now there’s a dare
Ooh no, too cold for that
I can’t swim wearing a hat
Thinking about what to wear
Skinny dipping? Now there’s a dare
Ooh no, too cold for that
I can’t swim wearing a hat
It floats off and makes me swear
Can’t think what to have for tea
Can’t think what to have for tea
A char sui fried with curry for me
Can’t think what to have for tea
A char sui fried with curry for me
Can’t think what that is
Can’t think what to have for tea
A char sui fried with curry for me
Can’t think what that is
Chinese roast pork 'tis
Can’t think what to have for tea
A char sui fried with curry for me
Can’t think what that is
Chinese roast pork 'tis
Would there be enough for me?
I’ve been thinking about kilt wearing men
Can’t think what to have for tea
A char sui fried with curry for me
Can’t think what that is
Chinese roast pork 'tis
Very nice too, that’ll be.
Been to get samples of paint
Whoops … you were first Leia. 
I’ve been thinking about kilt wearing men
Must get windy for those on the Fen
I’ve been thinking about kilt wearing men
Must get windy for those on the Fen
Wind can have quite a chill
I’ve been thinking about kilt wearing men
Must get windy for those on the Fen
Wind can have quite a chill
Especially if blowing up hill
I’ve been thinking about kilt wearing men
Must get windy for those on the Fen
Wind can have quite a chill
whoops, you bet me Judsy
I’ve been thinking about kilt wearing men
Must get windy for those on the fen
Wind can have quite a chill
Especially if blowing up hill
Best get some thick knickers on then.