I’m starting to think winter draws on
The months of cold will feel so long
I’m starting to think winter draws on
The months of cold will feel so long
But no need to fret
I’m starting to think winter draws on
The months of cold will feel so long
But no need to fret
We ain’t quite there yet
I’m starting to think winter draws on
The months of cold will feel so long
But no need to fret
We aint quite there yet
Though autumn will soon be gone.
I had a nice lunch with a friend
I had a nice lunch with a friend
Who was bad but now on the mend
I had a nice lunch with a friend
Who was bad but now on the mend
So we had a nice chat
I had a nice lunch with a friend
Who was bad but now on the mend
So we had a nice chat
And I liked her new hat
I had a nice lunch with a friend
Who was bad but now on the mend
So we had a nice chat
And I liked her new hat
A thank you email I will now send.
I have booked a weekend away
I have booked a weekend away
I’m going with my friend Fay
I have booked a weekend away
I’m going with my friend Fay
Is that a dirty weekend?
I have booked a weekend away
I’m going with my friend Fay
Is that a dirty weekend?
Would you prefer it were you I send? 
I have booked a weekend away
I’m going with my friend Fay
Is that a dirty weekend?
Would you prefer it were you I send?
No, I haven’t got time to play.
Torrential rain up here
Torrential rain up here
Soon down here I fear
Torrential rain up here
Soon down here I fear
We had ours at five
Torrential rain up here
Soon down here I fear
We had ours at five
Water deep enough to dive!
Torrential rain up here
Soon down here I fear
We had ours at five
Water deep enough to dive!
Disaster!! I’ve just dropped my beer!!
Have any of you ever been drunk?
Have any of you ever been drunk?
Yes, a mixture of real ale and skunk
Have any of you ever been drunk?
Yes, a mixture of real ale and skunk
A fool of myself I did make