Sat at my pc with mouse in hand
Doing the lottery to win a grand
But the mouse ran away
So what did Judd say?
Sat at my pc with mouse in hand
Doing the lottery to win a grand
But the mouse ran away
So what did Judd say?
Don’t know? Got his head in the sand
Just whiling away a few hours
Just whiling away a few hours
Wife hinted she’d like some flowers
Just whiling away a few hours
Wife hinted she’d like a few flowers
I hopped over the fence
Just whiling away a few hours
Wife hinted she’s like a few flowers
I hopped over the fence
And left a few pence
Just whiling away a few hours
Wife hinted she’s like a few flowers
I hopped over the fence
And left a few pence
And flew away with extraordinary powers
My neighbour is always pegging on her line…
My neighbour is always pegging on her line…
Forever hoping the sun will shine
My neighbour is always pegging on her line…
Forever hoping the sun will shine
To get her smalls nice and dry
My neighbour is always pegging on her line…
Forever hoping the sun will shine
To get her smalls nice and dry
They’re big, but she’s not shy
My neighbour is always pegging on her line
Forever hoping the sun will shine
To get her small nice and dry
They’re big, but she’s not shy
Then they’re ironed, so that’ll be fine.
Waiting and waiting for flooring man
Waiting and waiting for flooring man
Are you watching out for his white van?
Waiting and waiting for the flooring man
Are you watching out for his white van?
The little twit is late again
Waiting and waiting for the flooring man
Are you watching for his white van?
The little twit is late again
Fed up with this, it’ll send me insane
Waiting and waiting for the flooring man
Are you watching for his white van?
The little twit is late again
Fed up with this, it’ll send me insane
So just chill out while you still can
Feels like autumn is settling in
Feels like autumn is settling in
Yes, discreetly, but looks like it’ll win
Feels like autumn is settling in
Yes, discreetly, but looks like it’ll win
Dark and rainy, leaves all brown
Feels like autumn is settling in
Yes, discreetly, but look like it’ll win
Dark and rainy, leaves all brown
Leaves will block drains down in the town
Feels like autumn is settling in
Yes, discreetly, but look like it’ll win
Dark and rainy, leaves all brown
Leaves will block drains down in the town
Sweep’em up and put them in the bin.
I’m starting to think winter draws on