Limerick (Part 4)

Time to get ready for bed
And a soft pillow to lay your head

Time to get ready for bed
And a soft pillow to lay your head
Feel warm as toast

Time to get ready for bed
And a soft pillow to lay your head
Feel warm as toast
Watch out for the ghost

Time to get ready for bed
And a soft pillow to lay your head
Feel warm as toast
Watch out for the ghost
Ooh Tezza, you’ve scared me half dead!

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The builders are coming next week

The builders are coming next week
Hope they don’t make you shriek

The builders are coming next week
Hope they don’t make you shriek
They’ll get on with the job

The builders are coming next week
Hope they don’t make you shriek
They’ll get on with the job
'Cept for that great fat slob

The builders are coming next week
Hope they don’t make you shriek
They’ll get on with the job
'Cept for that great fat slob
Who thinks she’s a bit of a geek

No news is good news so they say

No news is good news so they say
Were you waiting for good news today?

No news is good news so they say
Were you waiting for good news today?
He seems to have had no news

No news is good news so they say
Were you waiting for good news today?
He seems to have had no news
So what are his own views

No news is good news so they say
Were you waiting for good news today?
He seems to have had no news
So what are his own views
Tezza will tell us, well he may.

Has today been a good day for you?

Has today been a good day for you?
Well I’ve completed a job or two

Has today been a good day for you?
Well I’ve completed a job or two
Plus have seen to my mum

Has today been a good day for you?
Well I’ve completed a job or two
Plus have seen to my Mum
And then scratched my bum

Has today been a good day for you?
Well I’ve completed a job or two
Plus have seen to my Mum
And then scratched my bum
Before paying a visit to the loo

Sat at my PC with mouse in hand

Sat at my pc with mouse in hand
Doing the lottery to win a grand

Sat at my pc with mouse in hand
Doing the lottery to win a grand
But the mouse ran away