Limerick (Part 4)

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As she poured her last cup of tea
She felt the need for a wee :lol:

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As she poured her last cup of tea
She felt the need for a wee
as she ran up the stairs

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As she poured her last cup of tea
She felt the need for a wee
as she ran up the stairs
Her trousers she tears

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As she poured her last cup of tea
She felt the need for a wee
As she ran up the stairs
Her trousers she tears
And her bum flashed for all to see!

A homeless man sat in the street

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A homeless man sat in the street
He had a dog and his name was Pete

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A homeless man sat in the street
He had a dog and his name was Pete
They looked so cold and sad

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A homeless man sat in the street
He had a dog and his name was Pete
They looked so cold and sad
Well that’s just too bad

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A homeless man sat in the street
He had a dog and his name was Pete
They looked so cold and sad
Well that’s just too bad
Perhaps he should get on his feet

I went on a trip to the coast

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I went on a trip to the coast
On the bus I had tea and toast

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I went on a trip to the coast
On the bus I had tea and toast
But my tea spilled over

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I went on a trip to the coast
On the bus I had tea and toast
But my tea spilled over
A mile outside Dover

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I went on a trip to the coast
On the bus I had tea and toast
But my tea spilled over
A mile outside Dover
I’m sayin’ as I’m not one to boast

I have an aunt who is called Sheila

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I have an aunt who is called Sheila
Who is a bit of a wheeler dealer

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I have an aunt who is called Sheila
Who is a bit of a wheeler dealer
But she sold me some duff shares

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I have an aunt who is called Sheila
Who is a bit of a wheeler dealer
But she sold me some duff shares
So I shoved her down the stairs

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I have an aunt who is called Sheila
Who is a bit of a wheeler dealer
But she sold me some duff shares
So I shoved her down the stairs
Then put her in the potato peeler.

We’re getting very cruel on this thread :lol:

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We’re getting very cruel on this thread
I’m shocked at some things Tezza’s said

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We’re getting very cruel on this thread
I’m shocked at some things Tezza’s said
And that’s why we scold 'em

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We’re getting very cruel on this thread
I’m shocked at some things Tezza’s said
And that’s why we scold 'em
To shape 'em and mould 'em

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We’re getting very cruel on this thread
I’m shocked at some things Tezza’s said
And that’s why we scold 'em
To shape 'em and mould 'em
It saves as slap round the head. :lol:

Time to get ready for bed