Limerick (Part 4)

It’s time that EZ got some zedz

It’s time that EZ got some zedz
He is all tired, watered and fed

It’s time that EZ got some zedz
He is all tired, watered and fed
So to bed he must go

It’s time EZ got some zedz
He is all tired, watered and fed
So to bed he must go
Up the stairs a bit slow

It’s time EZ got some zedz
He is all tired, watered and fed
So to bed he must go
Up the stairs a bit slow
Oh to rest his weary head.

I have to visit the dentist today

I have to visit the dentist today
I hope you came through it ok

I have to visit the dentist today
I hope you came through it ok
Did he polish and clean

I have to visit the dentist today
I hope you came through it ok
Did he polish and clean
No, return next week, so mean :twisted:

I have to visit the dentist today
I hope you came through it ok
Did he polish and clean?
No, return next week, so mean
He’s very efficient they say.

There’s a spider the size of a cat

There’s a spider the size of a cat
And in the corner it’s sat

There’s a spider the size of a cat
And in the corner it’s sat
It’s red beady eyes

There’s a spider the size of a cat
And in the corner it’s sat
It’s red beady eyes
Were watching some flies

There’s a spider the size of a cat
And in the corner it’s sat
It’s red beady eyes
Were watching some flies
Plus a huge great big Vampire Bat.

There’s been lots of showers today

There’s been a lot of showers today
And the wind nearly blew me away

There’s been a lot of showers today
And the wind nearly blew me away
It must have been a strong gale :slight_smile:

There’s been a lot of showers today
And the wind nearly blew me away
It must have been a strong gale
It knocked over my ale

There’s been a lot of showers today
And the wind nearly blew me away
It must have been a strong gale
It knocked over my ale
And then I began to sway.

I suppose I should be in bed

I suppose I should be in bed
Hope not with a brick-layer? Judd said :wink: