Limerick (Part 4)

EZ’s forgot the next rhyme
Ee, give the poor bloke some time
He needs to sort himself out
With a bottle of stout

EZ’s forgot the next rhyme
Ee, give the poor bloke some time
He needs to sort himself out
With a bottle of stout
And then he’ll be feeling just fine.

It’s late and I should be in bed

It’s late and I should be in bed
Don’t let me stop you Judd said

It’s late and I should be in bed
Don’t let me stop you Judd said
I hope you slept well

It’s late and I should be in bed
Don’t let me stop you Judd said
I hope you slept well
If not it is hell

It’s late and I should be in bed
Don’t let me stop you Judd said
I hope you slept well
If not it is hell
Then you get up with a sore head

'Tis time to go book a flu jab

'Tis time to go book a flu jab
Going by car or by cab?

'Tis time to go book a flu jab
Going by car or by cab?
Change of plan

'Tis time to go book a flu jab
Going by car or by cab
Change of plan
I’ve just made a flan

Tis time to go book a flu jab
Going by car or by cab
Change of plan
I’ve just made a flan
That’s no good for fighting the flab

Nights are getting darker and colder

Nights are getting darker and colder
And we are all getting a wee bit older

Nights are getting darker and colder
And we are all getting a wee bit older
Fairy lights on

Nights are getting darker and colder
And we are all getting a wee bit older
Fairy lights on
Party hats to don

Nights are getting darker and colder
And we are all getting a wee bit older
Fairy lights on
Party hats to don
And a tank top worn just off the shoulder

Sat here in my dressing gown

Sat here in my dressing gown
That’s a bit weird for the town?

Sat here in my dressing gown
That’s a bit weird for the town?
No place to go

Sat here in my dressing gown
That’s a bit weird for the town?
No place to go
Is that your tale of woe?