Now it’s stopped raining at last
I’ll put on my trainers real fast
And go for a walk
Now it’s stopped raining at last
I’ll put on my trainers real fast
And go for a walk
And perhaps have a talk
Now it’s stopped raining at last
I’ll put on my trainers real fast
And go for a walk
And perhaps have a talk
To someone I knew in the past
Think I’ll make a cup of hot choc
Think I’ll make a cup of hot choc
Then put on my bed sock 
(that tickled me anyway)
Think I’ll make a cup of hot choc
Then put on my bed sock (that tickled me anyway)
What, just the one?
Think I’ll make a cup of hot choc
Then put on my bed sock
What, just the one?
Yes, it goes on my bum
Think I’ll make a cup of hot choc
Then put on my bed sock
What, just the one?
Yes, it goes on my bum
It keeps it from running amok
The lady from Chester said Yes!
The lady from Chester said Yes!
Who is that then, I can’t guess
The lady from Chester said Yes!
Who is that then, I can’t guess
Was she proposed to?
The lady from Chester said Yes!
Who is that then, I can’t guess
Was she proposed to?
Please give us a clue
The lady from Chester said Yes!
Who is that then, I can’t guess
Was she proposed to?
Please give us a clue
If not can I have her address
I thought I would buy a new hat
I thought I would buy a new hat
Sat down, squashed my old one flat
I thought I would buy a new hat
Sat down, squashed my old one flat
It must match my outfit
I thought I would buy a new hat
Sat down, squashed my old one flat
It must match my outfit
Though it might clash a bit
I thought I would buy a new hat
Sat down, squashed my old one flat
It must match my outfit
Though it might clash a bit
But I like it so tough, and that’s that!!
EZ’s forgot the next rhyme
EZ’s forgot the next rhyme
Ee, give the poor bloke some time
EZ’s forgot the next rhyme
Ee, give the poor bloke some time
He needs to sort himself out