Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
2481

I think the dog fancies a walk
Perhaps someone will stop for a talk
Talk to a dog, are you mad?

2482

I think the dog fancies a walk
Perhaps someone will stop for a talk
Talk to a dog, are you mad?
I will if he looks really sad

2483

I think the dog fancies a walk
Perhaps someone will stop for a talk
Talk to a dog, are you mad?
I will if he looks reallt sad
Then people will all stop and gawk.

So what are your plans for today?

2484

So what are your plans for today?
Not a lot so at home I will stay

2485

So what are your plans for today?
Not a lot so at home I will stay
I may just be lazy

2486

So what are your plans for today
Not a lot so at home I will stay
I may just be lazy
And the world’s gone plain crazy

2487

So what are your plans for today
Not a lot so at home I will stay
I may just be lazy
And the world’s gone plain crazy
So in bed I might stay for the day.

2488

I picked Sloes while out with my dogs

2489

I picked Sloes while out with my dogs
Who decided to chase off some frogs

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I picked Sloes while out with my dogs
Who decided to chase off some frogs
Some gin I might make

2491

I picked Sloes while out with my dogs
Who decided to chase off some frogs
Some gin I might make
The real stuff - not fake

2492

I picked Sloes while out with my dogs
Who decided to chase off some frogs
Some gin I might make
The real stuff - not fake
And use it make some eggnogs

2493

Am just supping some vodka with tonic

2494

Am just sipping some vodka with tonic
Bet that tastes supersonic

2495

Am just sipping some vodka with tonic
Bet that tastes supersonic
It does and it’s nice and cold

2496

Am just sipping some vodka and tonic
Bet that tastes supersonic
It does and it’s nice and cold
It might make you look old :wink:

2497

Am just sipping some vodka with tonic
Bet that tastes supersonic
It does and it’s nice and cold
Which makes it better I’m told

2498

Am sipping some vodka and tonic
Bet that tastes supersonic
It does, and it’s nice and cold
Which makes it better I’m told
Can it make you bionic?

2499

Now it’s stopped raining at last

2500

Now it’s stopped raining at last
I’ll put on my trainers real fast