Limerick (Part 4)

As Mr Burns stood in the queue

As Mr Burns stood in the queue
He wondered just what should he do

As Mr. Burns stood in the queue
He wondered just what should he do
So he scratched his head

As Mr Burns stood in the queue
He wondered just what he should do
So scratched his head
Took a deep breath and said

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As Mr Burns stood in the queue
He wondered just what he should do
So scratched his head
Took a deep breath and said
“Can I bagsy my place while I go t’ loo?”

I’ve recently hatched a cunning plan

I’ve recently hatched a cunning plan
Did your plan involve a sexy man?

I’ve recently hatched a cunning plan
Did your plan involve a sexy man?
Rhian daren’t say

I’ve recently hatched a cunning plan
Did your plan involve a sexy man?
Rhian daren’t say
For fear it might sway…

I’ve recently hatched a cunning plan
Did your plan involve a sexy man?
Rhian daren’t say
For fear it might sway
The plans of her sexy Dan.

It’s late and I should be in bed

It’s late I should be in bed
But we love it when you stay up instead :smiley:

It’s late, I should be in bed
But we love it when you stay up instead
All the night owls are here

It’s late, I should be in bed
But we love it when you stay up instead
All the night owls are here
So sleep well my dear

t’s late, I should be in bed
But we love it when you stay up instead
All the night owls are here
So sleep well my dear
I hope I don’t wake up dead! :shock:

What a glorious sunshiny day

What a glorious sunshiny day
A day to enjoy you might say

What a glorious sunshiny day
A day to enjoy you might say
But you’re not saying what

What a glorious sunshiny day
A day to enjoy you might say
But you’re not saying what
In a word, not a lot

What a glorious sunshiny day
A day to enjoy you might say
But you’re not saying what
In a word, not a lot
Nice and quiet is just my way.

I just nodded off after tea

I just nodded off after tea
Slept thru the soaps on TV