Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
2401

I see that Twinks is cracking the whip
She does seem to shoot from the hip
But she keeps men in line

2402

I see that Twinks is cracking the whip
She does seem to shoot from the hip
But she keeps men in line
But not all the time

2403

I see that Twinks is cracking the whip
She does seem to shoot from the hip
But she keeps men in line
But not all the time
Come on lads let’s all get a grip

There was a young maiden from poole

2404

There was a young maiden from Poole
Who sat her young man on a stool

2405

There was a young maiden from Poole
Who sat her young man on a stool
She offered him tea

2406

There was a young maiden from Poole
Who sat her young man on a stool
She offered him tea
And slipped him a key

2407

There was a young maiden from Poole
Who sat her young man on a stool
She offered him tea
And slipped him a key
He said sorry I’m off to play boule

A young man who lived in the town

2408

A young man who lived in the town
Was born with a permanent frown

2409

A young man who lived in the town
Was born with a permanent frown
He was also quite glum

2410

A young man who lived in the town
Was born with a permanent frown
He was also quite glum
'bout the size of his bum

2411

A young man who lived in the town
Was born with a permanent frown
He was also quite glum
'bout the size of his bum
That grew every time he bent down

A slug and a snail had a race

2412

A slug and a snail had a race
They went at a helluva a pace

2413

A slug and a snail had a race
They went at a helluva a pace
They both left a trail

2414

A slug and a snail had a race
They went at a helluva a pace
They both left a trail
It was blowing a gale

2415

A slug and a snail had a race
They went at a helluva pace
They both left a trail
It was blowing a gale
So the slug hitched a lift, just in case.

2416

While doing some shopping today

2417

While doing some shopping today
The wind nearly blew me away

2418

While doing some shopping today
The wind nearly blew me away
Have you been eating some sprouts?

2419

While doing some shopping today
The wind nearly blew me away
Have you been eating some sprouts? :smiley:
They keep away the louts

2420

While doing some shopping today
The wind nearly blew me away
Have you been eating some sprouts?
They keep away the louts
And surround you in a lovely bouquet