Limerick (Part 4)

I just nodded off after tea
Slept thru the soaps on TV
Then when I woke up

I just nodded off after tea
Slept thru the soaps on tv
Then when I woke up
Poured just one more cup

I just nodded off after tea
Slept through the soaps on tv
Then when I woke up
Poured just one more cup
And then I needed a wee. :blush:

I see our EZ is here

I see our EZ is here
Stoppit and get on with your wee!

I see our EZ is here
Stoppit and get on with your wee!
But that doesn’t rhyme

I see our EZ is here
Stoppit and get on with your wee!
But that doesn’t rhyme
Which is surely a sign

I see our EZ is here
Stoppit and get on with your wee!
But that doesn’t rhyme
Which is surely a sign
That something is sadly lacking in EZs education.

I think I must learn how to rhyme

I think I must learn how to rhyme
By Creating a poem sublime

I think I must learn how to rhyme
You’ll get there, just give it time

I think I must learn how to rhyme
You’ll get there, just give it time
It’s not really hard

I think I must learn how to rhyme
You’ll get there, just give it time
It’s not really hard
I learned from the bard

I think I must learn how to rhyme
You’ll get there, just give it time
It’s not really hard
I learned from the bard
Or else you’ll just have to mime.

For tea it is salad and fish

For tea it is salad and fish
Sounds like a right tasty dish

For tea it is salad and fish
Sounds like a right tasty dish
Chicken curry for me

For tea it is salad and fish
Sounds like a right tasty dish
Chicken curry for me
Washed down with some tea

For tea it is salad and fish
Sounds like a right tasty dish
Chicken curry for me
Washed down with some tea
I nice cuppa tea? I wish

Weather’s looking a bit grey :frowning:

Whoops. :lol: Just had a moan at you for nothing Judds. :lol:

Weather’s looking a bit grey
But lovely tomorrow they say

Are you blind woman?