I just nodded off after tea
Slept thru the soaps on TV
Then when I woke up
I just nodded off after tea
Slept thru the soaps on tv
Then when I woke up
Poured just one more cup
I just nodded off after tea
Slept through the soaps on tv
Then when I woke up
Poured just one more cup
And then I needed a wee.
I see our EZ is here
I see our EZ is here
Stoppit and get on with your wee!
I see our EZ is here
Stoppit and get on with your wee!
But that doesn’t rhyme
I see our EZ is here
Stoppit and get on with your wee!
But that doesn’t rhyme
Which is surely a sign
I see our EZ is here
Stoppit and get on with your wee!
But that doesn’t rhyme
Which is surely a sign
That something is sadly lacking in EZs education.
I think I must learn how to rhyme
I think I must learn how to rhyme
By Creating a poem sublime
I think I must learn how to rhyme
You’ll get there, just give it time
I think I must learn how to rhyme
You’ll get there, just give it time
It’s not really hard
I think I must learn how to rhyme
You’ll get there, just give it time
It’s not really hard
I learned from the bard
I think I must learn how to rhyme
You’ll get there, just give it time
It’s not really hard
I learned from the bard
Or else you’ll just have to mime.
For tea it is salad and fish
For tea it is salad and fish
Sounds like a right tasty dish
For tea it is salad and fish
Sounds like a right tasty dish
Chicken curry for me
For tea it is salad and fish
Sounds like a right tasty dish
Chicken curry for me
Washed down with some tea
For tea it is salad and fish
Sounds like a right tasty dish
Chicken curry for me
Washed down with some tea
I nice cuppa tea? I wish
Weather’s looking a bit grey
Whoops. Just had a moan at you for nothing Judds.
Weather’s looking a bit grey
But lovely tomorrow they say
Are you blind woman?