Getting tired of standing in queues
Don’t like the restricted view
I’ve been stood here half hour
Soaked in a rain shower
And ruined a good pair of shoes 
Got to pop to the shop for a loaf
Got to pop to the shop for a loaf
Hope I’m not served by that oaf
Got to pop to the shop for a loaf
Hope I’m not served by that oaf
I quite like the hunky young guy
Got to pop out for a loaf
Hope I’m not served by that oaf
I quite like the hunky young guy
The nice one who gives me the eye
Got to pop out for a loaf
Hope I’m not served by that oaf
I quite like the hunky young guy
The nice one who gives me the eye
I secretly call him Mister Meatloaf.
There was an old man named Fred
There was an old man names Fred
Who struggled to get out of bed
(Morning Leia)
There was an old man named Fred
Who struggled to get out of bed
So to help him one day
There was an old man named Fred
Who struggled to get out of bed
So to help him one day
They showed him a way
There was an old man named Fred
Who struggled to get out of bed
So to help him one day
They showed him a way
Then off he went to get wed!
There was an old man named Frd
Who struggled to get out of bed
So to help him one day
They showed him a way
And the poor beggar finished up dead.
Beat you EZ.
I put something almost the same as you, but changed it again.
You gonna start the next one?
Oh . . . he’s gone.
Oh well . . I’ll start one then.
On a fine sunny day last week
On a fine sunny day last week
While playing hide and seek
On a fine sunny day last week
While playing hide and seek
I climbed up a tree
On a fine sunny day last week
While playing hide and seek
I climbed up a tree
Fell and hurt my knee
On a fine sunny day last week
While playing hide and seek
I climbed up a tree
Fell and hurt my knee
And got a small cut on my cheek. ( All together now, aaah.)
I think I should clean out my shed
I think I should clean out my shed
It’ll be too late when I’m dead
I think I should clean out my shed
It’ll be too late when I’m dead
Best hire a skip
I think I should clean out my shed
It’ll be too late when I’m dead
Best hire a skip
Too dear - oh flip
I think I should clean out my shed
It’ll be too late when I’m dead
Best hire a skip
Too dear - oh flip
Then chuck it in t’ bin instead