Limerick (Part 4)

Got a day off on the morrow

Got a day off on the morrow
Does that mean you will cause us much sorrow?

Got a day off on the morrow
Does that mean you will cause us much sorrow?
Will you lurk about here

Got a day off on the morrow
Does that mean you will cause us much sorrow?
Will you lurk about here
Or sneak out for a beer

Got a day off on the morrow
Does that mean you will cause us much sorrow?
Will you lurk about here
Or sneak out for a beer
If a five pound note you can borrow

I know a mean old man

I know a mean old man
Hangs on to all he can

I know a mean old man
Hangs on to all he can
Sometimes for a treat

I know a mean old man
Hangs on to all he can
Sometimes for a treat
He’ll buy something to eat

I know a mean old man
Hangs on to all he can
Sometimes for a treat
He’ll buy something to eat
Then fries it in a pan.

I fancy some soup with some bread

I fancy some soup with some bread
For my dinner our Mups said

I fancy some soup with some bread
For my dinner our Mups said
Bread and soup for a meal?

I fancy some soup with some bread
For my dinner our Mups said
Bread and soup for a meal?
Nah, steak is the real deal

I fancy some soup with bread
For my dinner our Mups said
Bread and soup for a meal?
Nah, steak is the real deal
Ah yes, let’s have fillet instead.

Our EZ’s forgotten his rhyme

Our EZ’s forgotten his rhyme
Mups, you start it off this time

Our EZ’s forgotten his rhyme
Mups, you start it off this time
Seems A good idea

Our EZ’s forgotten his rhyme
Mups, you start it off this time
Seems A good idea
But when will we see her?

Our EZ’s forgotten his rhyme
Mups you start it off this time
Seems a good idea
But when will we see her?
After her Lager and Lime.

I’m just sitting down for a rest

I’m just sitting down for a rest
In my armchair - in only my vest! :lol: