Oops there’s two on the go now 
There was a young man named Jock
Who liked to go out in a frock
It belonged to his mum
There was a young man names Jock
Who liked to go out in a frock
It belonged to his Mum
Who had a big bum
There was a young man names Jock
Who liked to go out in a frock
It belonged to his Mum
Who had a big bum
He didn’t much care in Abersoch
I’ll carry on with the previous one we started
A bunny sat there is the sun
Had no energy to run
He got quite a tan
A bunny sat there in the sun
Had no energy to run
He got quite a tan
Till along came this van
Noooooo!!! EZ
A bunny sat there in the sun
Had no energy to run
He got quite a tan
Till along came this van
And was saved by the farmer’s gun.
There was a young girl called Jane
There was a young girl called Jane
With hair like a lions mane
There was a young girl called Jane
With hair like a lions mane
With a roar to match
There was a young girl called Jane
With hair like a lions mane
With a roar to match
She was a fine catch
There was a young girl called Jane
With hair like a lions mane
With a roar to match
She was a fine catch
But it wasn’t for her brain.
I thought I saw a ghost
I thought I saw a ghost
I don’t know what scared me most
I thought I saw a ghost
I don’t know what scared me most
The ghostly figure of Judd?
I thought I saw a ghost
I don’t know what scared me most
The ghostly figure of Judd
That fine figure of a stud
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I thought I saw a ghost
I don’t know what scared me most
The ghostly figure of Judd
That fine figure of a stud
Eating a large slice of toast
Getting tired of standing in queues
Getting tired of standing in queues
Don’t like the restricted views
Getting tired of standing in queues
Don’t like the restricted view
I’ve been stood here half hour
Getting tired of standing in queues
Don’t like the restricted view
I’ve been stood here half hour
Soaked in a rain shower