Limerick (Part 4)

Enjoying some late summer sun
Just been for a short but brisk run

Enjoying some late summer sun
Just been for a short but brisk run
Now all sweaty and damp

Enjoying some late summer sun
Just been for a short but brisk run
Now all sweaty and damp
I feel like a tramp

Enjoying some late summer sun
Just been for a short but brisk run
Now all sweaty and damp
I feel like a tramp
What I need is some tea and a bun

The grass is to wet for a trim

The grass is too wet for a trim
This summer has been really grim

The grass is too wet for a trim
This summer has been really grim
The clover is rife

The grass is too wet for a trim
This summer has been really grim
The clover is rife
Perfect for wildlife

The grass is too wet for a trim
This summer has been really grim
The clover is rife
Perfect for wildlife
My compost is filled to the brim

I’ve got to pop out for a while

I’ve got to pop out for a while
You’ll be back with a great big smile

I’ve got to pop out for a while
You’ll be back with a great big smile
But where is Tezz going

I’ve got to pop out for a while
You’ll be back with a great big smile
But where is Tezz going
His grass needs a mowing

There was a man from Darjeeling

I’ve got to pop out for a while
You’ll be back with a great big smile
But where is Tezz going
His grass needs a mowing
And his ironing is such a big pile.

Realspeeds:

There was a man from Darjeeling
Who had relatives here in Ealing

There was a man from Darjeeling
Who had relatives here in Ealing
He liked to phone home

There was a man from Darjeeling
Who had relatives here in Ealing
He liked to phone home
When he needed a loan

There was a man from Darjeeling
Who had relatives here in Ealing
He liked to phone home
When he needed a loan
And he’ll try them again this evening.

There was a man from Darjeeling
Who had relatives here in Ealing
He liked to phone home
When he wanted a loan
But it caused a lot of bad feeling.

Whoops, sorry Leia. I’ll leave it toy you. :slight_smile:

A bunny sat there is the sun
Had no energy to run

There was a young man named Jock
Who liked to go out in a frock :smiley: