Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Will this terrible wind ever drop?
It will when the rain starts to plop
It’s really been rough
But our EZ is tough!
Tough enough to be a cop.

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It was tough playing tennis today

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It was tough playing tennis today
But you enjoyed it come what may

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It was tough playing tennis today
But you enjoyed it come what may
Did you win a few sets?

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It was tough playing tennis today
But you still enjoyed it come what may
Did you win a few sets?
Before going back to your pets

2146

It was tough playing tennis today
But you still enjoyed it come what may
Did you win a few sets?
Before going back to your pets
Afraid not and now I must pay.

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There was a young man from St Lucia

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There was a young man from St. Lucia
Who’s nose was the colour of a Fuchsia

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There was a young man from St. Lucia
Who’s nose was the colour of a Fuchsia
'Twas from snorting cocaine

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There was a young man from St. Lucia
Who’s nose was the colour of a Fuchsia
'Twas from snorting cocaine
And it gave him great pain

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There was a young man from St. Lucia
Who’s nose was the colour of a Fuchsia
'Twas from snorting cocaine
And it gave him great pain
So he went on to something much juicier

I think that I need some new shoes

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I think that I need some new shoes
Maybe suede ones for singing the blues

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I think that I need some new shoes
Maybe suede ones for singing the blues
Something comfy to wear

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I think that I need some new shoes
Maybe suede ones for singing the blues
Something comfy to wear
Brogues maybe? A pair

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I think that I need some new shoes
Maybe suede ones for singing the blues
Something comfy to wear
Brogues maybe? A pair
He’ll need flippers when out on a cruise :mrgreen:

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A wicked man who’s on last to post

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A wicked man who’s on last to post
And lives far away from the coast

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A wicked man who’s on last to post
And lives far away from the coast
Is a pain in the bum

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A wicked man who’s on last to post
And lives far away from the coast
Is a pain in the bum
But a lot of fun

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A wicked man who’s on last to post
And lives far away from the coast
Is a pain in the bum
But a lot of fun
Then here’s to Swim - a toast.