Limerick (Part 4)

On my window i have a big fly
Let it out or perhaps help it die
Just give it a clout

On my window I have a big fly
Let it out or perhaps it will die
Just give it a clout
and then toss it out

On my window I have a big fly
Let it out or perhaps it will die
Just give it a clout
and then toss it out
Or it will come back bye and bye

The crane flies will soon be about

The crane flies will soon be about
I will be keeping a sharp look out

The crane flies will soon be about
I will be keeping a sharp look out
Those long legged beasties

The crane flies will soon be about
I will be keeping a sharp look out
Those long legged beasties
For birds they are feasties

The crane flies will soon be about
I will be keeping a sharp lookout
Those long legged beasties
For birds they are feasties
They fly in, but never fly out!

My big dahlia just blew down

My big dahlia just blew down
Damn it I said with a frown

My big dahlia just blew down
Damn it I said with a frown
It’s best if you stake 'em

My big dahlia just blew down
Damn it I said with a frown
It’s best if you stake 'em
So’s the wind don’t take 'em

My big dahlia just blew down
Damn it I said with a frown
It’s best if you stake 'em
So’s the wind don’t take 'em
And they end up the wrong side of town

Sitting here with my Bishops Finger

Sitting here with my Bishops Finger
Tastes so nice, I think I’ll linger

Sitting here with my Bishops Finger
Tastes so nice, I think I’ll linger
And relax with a beer

Sitting here with my Bishops Finger
Tastes so nice, I think I’ll linger
And relax with a beer
While it’s all quiet here

Sitting here with my Bishops Finger
Tastes so nice I think i’ll linger
And relax with a beer
While it’s all quiet here
I’m missing my Sunbeam, a Singer.

Will this terrible wind ever drop?

Will this terrible wind ever drop?
It will when the rain starts to plop

Will this terrible wind ever drop?
It will when the rain starts to plop
It’s really been rough

Will this terrible wind ever drop?
It will when the rain starts to plop
It’s really been rough
But our EZ is tough!