Limerick (Part 4)

I really need something to eat
Something mundane or maybe a treat?
Maybe a little fondant fancy

I really need something to eat
Something mundane or maybe a treat?
Maybe a little fondant fancy
I could share it with Nancy

I really need something to eat
Something mundane or maybe a treat?
Maybe a little fondant fancy
I could share it with Nancy
No she prefers a bit of meat!

There once was a lady called Mups

There was once a lady called Mups
Who liked fine wine out of cups :lol:

There once was a lady called Mups
Who liked fine wine out of cups
But only bone china

There once was a lady called Mups
Who liked fine wine out of cups
But only bone china
Cos there’s nothing finer

There once was a lady called Mups
Who liked fine wine out of cups
But only bone china
Cos there’s nothing finer
And she giggled when getting hiccups

I don’t know where to holiday

I don’t know where to holiday
Have you tried Whitley Bay?

I don’t know where to holiday
Have you tried Whitley Bay?
Yes I adored it

I don’t know where to holiday
Have you tried Whitley Bay?
Yes I adored it
Though others deplored it

(Hi Rhian)

I don’t know where to holiday
Have you tried Whitley Bay?
Yes I adored it
Though others deplored it
That’s a horrible thing to say.

Eleven mins passed the witching hour

Eleven mins passed the witching hour
And this is when Judd’s losing power

Eleven mins passed the witching hour
And this is when Judd’s losing power
Well he is not a night owl

Eleven minutes passed the witching hour
And this is when Judd’s losing power
Well he is not a night owl
Ooh! look at him scowl

Eleven minutes passed the witching hour
And this is when Judd’s losing power
Well he is not a night owl
Ooh! look at him scowl
When the girls arrive just watch him cower!

On my window I have a big fly

On my window i have a big fly
Let it out or perhaps help it die