Well done Twink. 
What with his ‘popping out’ everywhere last week, and now this, the man is getting out of control.
Where’s ruthio and her bleach when we need her?
Right. I think now we had better have a little more decorum, so I am not letting Judd start the next limerick.
There was a young lass from Bude
There was a young lass from Bude
Who would often sunbathe in the nude
There was a young lass from Bude
Who would often sunbath in the nude
Till one day this fella
There was a young lass from Bude
Who would often sunbathe in the nude
Till one day this fella
Walked over to tella
So I’m responsible for your mucky minds? 
There was a young lass from Bude
Who would often sunbathe in the nude
Till one day this fella
Walked over to tella
Do you know you are being rude?
You have made them mucky, they were pure before hand. 
Now then, are you starting the next one, or not?
Come on, get your finger out man. :roll:
Washing done and clothes pegged out
Washing done and clothes pegged out
Oh shush, or you will get a clout
Washing done and clothes pegged out
Oh shush, or you will get a clout
Such violent threats are such a shock
Washing done and clothes pegged out
Oh shush, or you will get a clout
Such violent threats are such a shock
From the one that wears a frock
Washing done and clothes pegged out
Oh shush, or you will get a clout
Such violent threats are such a shock
From the one that wears a frock
So do shut up or I’ll bash yer snout !
It is so hard to make up a rhyme
It is so hard to make up a rhyme
so I am taking help from Rosemary and Thyme
It is so hard to make up a rhyme
So i’m taking help from Rosemary and Thyme
I much prefer fresh garden Mint
It is so hard to make up a rhyme
So i’m taking help from Rosemary and Thyme
I much prefer fresh garden Mint
So do I with Lamb, hint hint;-)
It’s so hard to make up a rhyme
So i’m taking help from Rosemary and Thyme
I much prefer fresh garden Mint
So do I with Lamb, hint hint;-)
Even better with Lager and Lime.
I really need something to eat
I really need something to eat
Something mundane or maybe a treat?
