Limerick (Part 4)

Have just watched the Hobbit film

Nah. Can’t rhyme with that one Judsy. :frowning:

Have just watched a film about a Hobbit (that any better? :slight_smile: )

Have just watched a film about a Hobbit
So I’m off to the bank to try and rob it

Have just watched a film about a Hobbit
So I’m off to the bank to try and rob it
Don’t forget your balaclava

Have just watched a film about a Hobbit
So I’m off to the bank to try and rob it
Don’t forget your balaclava
What ? The one I bought in Java

Have just watched a film about a Hobbit
So I’m off to the bank to try and rob it
Don’t forget your balaclava
What ? The one I bought in Java
Yes, that’s the one I posit

I see a Twink a-lurking

That is the worst limerick ever! :lol:

I see a Twink a-lurking
Her duties she’s not shirking

Crikey I thought Hobbit was a hard word to rhyme.? :wink:

I see a Twink a-lurking
Her duties she’s not shirking
She’s thinking out loud

I see a Twink a-lurking
Her duties she’s not shirking
She’s thinking out loud
While avoiding a crowd

I see a Twink a-lurking
Her duties she’s not shirking
She’s thinking out loud
While avoiding a crowd
Thinking how can she get that Judd working?

Our Tezza’s a bit busy today

Our Tezza’s a bit busy today
These quizzes he likes to play

Our Tezza’s a bit busy today
These quizzes he likes to play
When I’ve got time to spare

Our Tezza’s a bit busy today
These quizzes he likes to play
When I’ve got time to spare
And not washing my hair

Our Tezza’s a bit busy today
These quizzes he likes to play
When I’ve got time to spare
And not washing my hair
There’ll be a quiz leading him astray.

I’m a newish member called Leia