Time for a glass of red wine
Good idea - so where’s mine?
Time for a glass of red wine
Good idea - so where’s mine?
Didn’t have any left
Time for a glass of red wine
Good idea - so where’s mine?
Didn’t have any left
Ooh, I feel bereft
Time for a glass of red wine
Good idea - so where’s mine?
Didn’t have any left
Ooh, I feel bereft
Well speak up a bit sooner next time.
Being lashed with heavy rain up here
Being lashed with heavy rain up here
Never mind, stay calm, have a beer
Being lashed with heavy rain up here
Never mind, stay calm, have a beer
The sun will come out
Being lashed with heavy rain up here
Never mind, stay calm, have a beer
The sun will come out
We hope! try a stout
Being lashed with heavy rain up here
Never mind, stay calm, have a beer
The sun will come out
We hope! Try a stout
And sit there and try not to leer. 
Okay I’ll start the next rhyme…
Okay I’ll start the next rhyme
Sorry Tezza, fault is all mine
Okay I’ll start the next rhyme
Sorry Tezza, fault is all mine
No problem, glad to help
Okay I’ll start the next rhyme
Sorry Tezza, fault is all mine
No problem, glad to help
Just don’t make my little dog yelp ! :eek:
Okay I’ll start the next rhyme
Sorry Tezza, fault is all mine
No problem, glad to help
Just don’t make my little dog yelp!
And all will come right in time.
I think I fancy fish & chips
I think I fancy fish & chips
Now your talking watch out hips
I think I fancy fish & chips
Now your talking watch those hips
Add to that some mushy peas
I think I fancy fish & chips
Now your talking watch those hips
Add to that some mushy peas
Yummy yummy just the bees knees
I think I fancy fish & chips
Now your talking watch those hips
Add to that some mushy peas
Yummy yummy just the bees knees
Diet gone - too many blips!
Sat here eating cream crackers