I could do with some nice new slippers
With bobbles and easy grip zippers
I could do with some nice new slippers
With bobbles and easy grip zippers
But they cost so much money
I could do with some nice new slippers
With bobbles and easy grip zippers
But they cost so much money
And that is not funny
I could do with some nice new slippers
With bobbles and easy grip zippers
But they cost so much money
And that is not funny
But my old ones smell like old kippers! (
NOT REALLY)!
A delivery man came to my door
A delivery man came to my door
And said is this house number four
A delivery man came to my door
And said is this house number four
I have a parcel for you
A deliver man came to my door
And said is this house number four
I have a parcel for you
No wait - I have two
A delivery man came to my door
And said is this house number four
I have a parcel for you
No wait - I have two
And then, the magician, produced more!
The poor donkey carrying his load
The poor donkey carrying his load
Was taking a rest in the road
The poor donkey carrying his load
Was taking a rest in the road
Then out of the blue
The poor donkey carrying his load
Was taking a rest in the road
Then out of the blue
He heard a moooo
The poor donkey carrying his load
Was taking a rest in the road
Then out of the blue
He heard a moooo
But t’was a language he couldn’t de-code
There was a needy lady in Fife
There was a needy lady in Fife
Who wanted to improve her life
There was a needy lady in fife
Who wanted to improve her life
So she kissed a big frog
There was a needy lady in Fife
Who wanted to improve her life
So she kissed a big frog
Who turned into a dog
There was a needy lady in Fife
Who wanted to improve her life
So she kissed a big frog
Who turned into a dog
Which has caused her nothing but strife
Time for a glass of red wine