There’s too many cars on the road
As a recent survey showed
Let’s go back to horses
Horses for courses
There’s too many cars on the road
As a recent survey showed
Let’s go back to horses
Horses for courses
Then other drivers we will not goad.
It is quite dull, wet and windy here
It is quite dull, wet and windy here
Is that you or the weather my dear?
:hug:
It’s dull, wet and windy here
Is that you or the weather my dear?
Judd will get such a slap
(No good hugging me now - you will pay for that)! 
It’s dull, wet and windy here
Is that you or the weather my dear?
Judd will get such a slap
But he’s such a nice chap
It’s dull, wet and windy here
Is that you or the weather my dear?
Judd will get such a slap
But he’s such a nice chap
Then you’ve saved him Tezza, I fear.
My dog has dug a huge hole
My dog has dug a big hole
Then tried to blame it on a mole
My dog has dug a big hole
Then tried to blame it on a mole
But I saw through his lies
My dog has dug a big hole
Then tried to blame it on a mole
But I saw through his lies
I could tell from his eyes
My dog has dug a big hole
Then tried to blame it on a mole
But I saw through his lies
I could tell from his eyes
He thought he was digging for coal
I like my old nice comfy chair
I like my old comfy chair
It is deep in the heart of my lair
I like my old comfy chair
It is deep in the heart of my lair
Though the arms are all worn
I like my old comfy chair
It is deep in the heart of my lair
Though the arms are all worn
And the seat is all torn
I like my old comfy chair
It is deep in the heart of my lair
Though the arms are all worn
And the seat is all torn
Once I’m in it I Really don’t care
It’s time I was off to me bed
It’s time I was off to me bed
To rest my poor weary head
It’s time I was off to me bed
To rest my poor weary head
And sleep all my cares away
It’s time I was off to me bed
To rest my poor weary head
And sleep all my cares away
Well some of them anyway
It’s time I was off to me bed
To rest my poor weary head
And sleep all my cares away
Well some of them anyway
Now I am all watered and fed.
I could do with some nice new slippers