Pug your weeks break is up, if you don’t report back immediately you will be docked accordingly.
Under the new rules this reminder post will self destruct in 15 seconds.(don’t mind me I was watching an old episode of Mission Impossible);-)
I went out to my son’s local last night for a pint, it’s only about 2 miles from where I live. The wife was with me as was her eldest sister Maisie, we got a taxi because it was absolutely freezing outside. (may the devil pull the sun outa ya Gumbud, you yammy arab) Anyway I only mention this because there was an ordinary old chap there who when asked to get up and sing decided to give us an commentary of Peter O’Sullivan calling the Aintree Grand National, his voice was perfect as O’Sullivan and the whole thing was hilarious, well worth going out for. Isn’t it amazing the talent that’s out there among the ordinary folks, talent we don’t see on TV.
From 2000 to 2008 I spent every monday lunchtime at my local (Working mens club).I enjoyed it a lot, but they all died one by one in those 8 years, then the club closed. None would sit with me at the end cos of my chums all expiring.
yes my wifes uncle used to be able to resist ‘the wild rover’ all sixteen verses of it but only when inebriated and with his akubra firmly ensconced! :shock:
I’m losing old friends all the time too RJ, as old Charlie says up in the pub “Jem their dropping off like the parochial flies around here” and when everybody sniggers he looks bewildered and out he comes with “I don’t see anything funny about death lads, do you?” that only makes it worse, but you just can’t help it, his face is so serious looking.
God love him, he means the proverbial of course but none of us has the heart to correct him, he often comes out with stuff like that, I believe there’s a name for it, I forget it, anyone know?
Velcro flies
Well you know what they say Spitty, the longer you live the more you eat, one things for sure we’ll never have to worry about dying young anymore.
Now that I think of it. If I had been foolish enough to take the experts advice and pack up the late nights, the cigs and the beer when I was twenty I would have missed out on 50 years of pleasure, killjoys, wasn’t I lucky I paid no attention to them.
There’s not a lot I like on TV nowadays lads, the wife loves the soaps, I always get off side when they’re on. How many times have we heard, after been held in suspense for months, “He’s not your Dad Son” Jaysus have they no morals left at all.
A soap about Carnival and Circus folk, in a nutshell.
Carnival Lil couldn’t get her fill, so she went on the pill
Strongarm Dan was her only man and her biggest fan
But Sadie, the bearded lady, was having Dan’s baby
Lil had a fit, hated the thought of it and said “Oh shit”
To the ring master she went, head bent as she entered his tent
“What am I to do? I beg of you, shall I attack her or will you sack her?”
“Sadie’s too good, I never would, she’s just misunderstood”
“Well you go to hell, Dan’s under her spell, I can tell”
So the baby was delivered, his little legs shivered, as the mother quivered
But what a disaster!, the little baster was the son of the ring master,
And they all lived miserably ever ever ever ever after, just like they do in all the soaps.:-)
That’s the problem Gumbud I did give it up and now I’m bored to tears and the thoughts of another miserable Winter stretched before me is no comfort, the devil is providing me with work now so watch out for worse to come.
Someone was talking about taking their bra off without removing any other cloths in the process on another thread. I used to be able to do that with my underpants, get out of them without taking any other clothes off, I tried it again last week and the wife said it was like looking at a big grey Rat struggling to get out of a sack.
That’s the problem Gumbud I did give it up and now I’m bored to tears and the thoughts of another miserable Winter stretched before me is no comfort, the devil is providing me with work now so watch out for worse to come.