I’m just hoping to have no life altering afflictions, forever the real realist.
Candles.:lol
You are coming Spitty.
Get your party pants on.
he can never get them off!
Is it that obvious.
Aww we will have fun.
Must bake a cake and jump out.
well make sure ya wearing nuffin - we wanna scrape it off!
Just as long as there are no “Spongers” present.
Naughty boys.
I better say Goodnight Possums. X
bugger been lookin for those possums all year - never seen them come out?
Goodnight Sweetie, and Gummy, and Jem, and the Phantoms.
wwwot about JR and shettie??
They volunteered for Phantasm Status, didn’t they?
don’t ya mean phantom?
No, phantasm.
You mad fools.
I will be back to scribble later.
or photoplasm??
Went into the bookies this morning feeling bright and cheerful, I handed in my selections for the day, ten sure things (my eye) spread over four race meetings in the UK, they were painstakingly selected last night, and with two euros on the nose of each of them all I handed in my dockets. “Sorry Jem” says Marie, the lovely raven haired beauty behind the counter “But all the UK racing is called off today”
Whats wrong over there now says I, the snow is gone, the weather is grand and even the jump racing was on yesterday?
It seems equine flu has broken out in one stable, the horses had been vaccinated yet still got the flu and the racing board has decided to call off all racing as a precaution.
Fair play to them and so much for the flu jabs, don’t even work on horses it seems.
I’m 73 now and have been backing horses as a pastime since I was 16, this is the first time I’ve ever seen a blanket calling off of meetings on account of the flu, foot and mouth disease yes, but flu never. I hope they get it under control before the big Cheltenham meeting in March, thousands of workers in the Racing game will lose out big time if not, Cheltenham is their Christmas.
Meanwhile I’ll have to settle for a few hands of dominoes up in the local now, see yiz later.
do you still go to the bookies when you have the flu? - unsympathetic bugger!
Ma Shettie is bigger than your Shettie.
What is a Shettie? I’ll have a few guesses on that.
A Shettie is a very small metal shed, don’t ever buy one, they rust and look horrible after a few short years.
A Shettie is like a sofa only longer.
A Shettie is a breed of sheepdog that only herds Shetland ponies.
A Sheatie is a small book of Jewish religious teachings, sort of a bible, and just like Webster’s dictionary it’s Morroco bound.