
bring on scribbles stripper!!
Does the wallpaper need changing!![]()
I have SNOW!
A scraper would be more use Sweetie!
A steamer.![]()
I use a Lady decorator Annie Glypta.
Ha what about woodchip?![]()
I use Bird Seed (Polyfilla).
Mad fool that would make things bumpy.![]()
I don’t understand all this bleating about snow. WHAT snow?
It rained her for about 2 hours…my ickle island was properly moisturised…then the sun came out and it’s been sunny all afternoon.
[I reckon that must be because I once got lost and ended up in That London,where I sat chatting with the musicians during the interval of a live show…but don’t tell ol’ Gumboil-he’ll go nuts with envy]
Thank God we escaped the snow here in Dublin, so far so good, plenty of sunshine all day but freezing cold, even colder up in the Cemetry at the funeral.
Talking about strippers, I went to see me brother in Chiswick for the weekend back in 1972, he told me that in his local every Sunday morning they had different strippers, I had never seen a stripper before in the flesh so I went along with him that Sunday, it was snowing and the stripper never showed up, tough luck, but they got a local chap to do a stand up comic act, he was terrific for an unknown, he had us all in knots of laughing, very natural delivery of everyday observations in a big city, I can’t remember his name but according to the brother he died in a car accident a few years later, had he lived and got a good manager he would have went very far in show business, if ever there was a natural comedian it was him, i can still see his emotionless face, rest his soul. 
A natural Comedian, would never condone an entourage, or, encourage one.
The entourage was let down that Sunday morning, there was nearly a riot when the stripper didn’t turn up, takes a good joker to sooth a crowd like that.;-)
Never mind the Big Hands.
I had a girlfriend once, she had a habit of saying “Never mind”. It wasn’t too bad at first but then it became very annoying, you know the way some young folks today annoy you by saying “Whatever”, well that’s how I felt after the first few dates.
“How was your day in work Freda?” “Rough but, never mind”
“How is your sick mother today?” “Oh still the same, but never mind”
“Is that a new dress your wearing?” “Not really, but never mind”
“What film would you like to see tonight?” “Elvis in “Blue Hawaii” but never mind”
It seems to me that when people say ‘never mind’ there’s always something they are hiding or holding back, something they want to add but can’t decide whether to tell you or not.
She also had a habit of fingering my ears in the picture house, that was most irritating and embarrassing for me because she had huge hands and I had small ears (hands like Pansy Potter in the Beano comic, she would have made a great plasterer, she wouldn’t need a trowel at all) it was like someone was trying to stick a bunch of bananas into your ears. I couldn’t put up with it any longer so we parted, it’s a pity because she had a lovely figure and face, but never mind, that’s life.
Where is Gummy, the mere mention of strippers and he is on it.
I thought education was finalised in 1974, just shows how wrong one can be.
Oh, Gummy is still learning about Bejazzles.![]()
heh spittie I think your Bo stopped jangling a long time ago?
Anything is possible, for geezers who have a penchant to Scribble, would you not agree Gummy?
yes yes !! - now has anyone ever been bedazzled by a bejazzle??