Good for her Spitty.
See yer later.
A feather for your cap. 
Just popped back to Good Night Possums. X
Lost in translation again Sweetie.
“No dropping the hot coffee on ze knackers” It happened to me once with a really hot whiskey, not likely to forget it. 
One thing always amazed me, it’s the ability of some women to be able to repeat the same story over and over again, is it any wonder they make better witnesses than men, I hate having to say anything twice, it’s an effort for me but some women seem to enjoy it, let me try to explain.
Two fellas are reorganising the front bedroom upstairs. When the two chaps arrived here to work at 9.30 this morning they explained that as a new shopping centre was opening near where we live, the traffic was terrible and that was the reason why they were not here at 8.am.
We knew about the big opening ceremony but forgot about it, we were expecting my daughter and two of the wifes sisters over so the wife went on to phone one of her sisters who would have to travel across the city to be here, she explained about the traffic as the lads had said, word for word, that made it the second time I heard it, she then went on to phone the other sister, again word for word. soon after she put the phone down the daughter arrives, she already knows about the traffic, she has just come through it, but the wife still has to tell her anyway, that’s four times I’ve heard the exact boring story and I’m getting pissed off hearing it. :twisted:
Finally they are all here, they sit at the kitchen table drinking tea and what do you think the wife opens the conversation with…the bloody traffic story again! I felt like screaming out “WE KNOW, WE KNOW!” but I knew I would suffer when she got me on my own again. Sometimes I just despair with it all, God if ever a man suffered.
women and men talk at different rates for different reasons - men just want the facts - quick and simple and then get on wiv it - women like to embellish and socialize and pass the time of coffee - exprezzo of course! I often have to listen to three separate conversations at the same time as the family circle criss cross their conversations - I just nod and smile - like the nodding clown!
women are from venus men are from mars - did you know that a map book has been produced for women that is upside down from the normal one - true - women read maps different from the rest of us homo sapiens - have you ever seen a man explaining to a women how a particular type of mechanical equipment works? - they keep saying Hmm Hmm as they arrange the flowers
sweetie pie is different - she likes messing with the boys! - SP your mission is to find a pic of the upside map for ladies of a soft disposition !
Mmm I just want the facts.
I did post a good map in cheeky once.
I have a feeling that Gummy has a Birthday soon.
So I am busy planning a party.
MAPS INDEED!!!
Sweetie, one day the Scribble guys may survey your ordnance, only when you get the “Big Guns” out.
I have some???
To have Guns, or to not have Guns, that is the question.
Being in the firing line is the worry.
I heard that Gummy has a cannon.
Scribblers have “Stockholm Syndrome”.
More like stockings.
You often have me in suspenders, wondering what comes next.
A bit repetitive???
Must be a machine gun. mrgreen:
Nah, never intentional repetition, every picture tells a story.