I often get annoyed, but, then get more annoyed when I find I’m pushing the wrong button on the remote control.
It can be very frustrating, one minute to register an IQ of 140+ in some meaningless test, then, push the same wrong button on the remote control.
sounds to me like too much exprezzo coffee is making someone very very irritable - there are millions of apple users all over the world with millions of apple pcs - surely they are not all having similar problems - could it be unusual current flows around the isle?
I used to love Doris Day singing “Take me bach to the Black Hills”
“Expresso Bongo” has to be up there with the ten worst British films ever made, I hated it so much It turned me off coffee for life :-), those ‘Coffee Bars’ where teenagers used to hang out were so corny, and Cliff with his posh accent stood out like a sore thumb.
Summer Holiday was just as bad, and that Melvyn Hayes fella is an odd one, there’s something weird about him.
Having said that there were some songs Cliff sang that I liked, “Girl you’ll be a woman soon” not sure if that’s the title but that wasn’t bad.
Gummy, what’s a Wumonsoon? Could it be a shower of wind up merchants? 
Oh my dear Pug, the Apple mac is supposed to be like the ‘Esso’ sign of the late 1950’s, remember that jingle
“The Esso sign means happy motoring” and the picture of the happy family driving along a scenic country road, the Sun is shining, the Birds are singing, not a cloud in the sky nor a plastic bag on a hedge, everyone is so happy.
Today it’s
“The Apple Mac means happy computing” Everything is supposed to be simple to use on them, a piece of cake, no windows like 7 which was supposed to be the ultimate in windows, now they are up to 10 and that’s even crappier than all the previous ones put together, So persevere and join the happy band of Appliers.;-)
Take me for example, a few months ago I couldn’t post tube videos, now they can’t stop me, that took eight years to get right, now that’s perseverance for ya, I admit there were plenty of times when I felt like chucking the machine into the Liffey and myself in after it, put I got a hold of myself and carried on. Don’t give up old son.
you know what these acadeeeemics are like Jem they’re like the parameeeedics all eeeeks and no iiiiiiiics! applemac applemac put on your applemac and then the rain will all run off all off your packermac!
or to put it in the language of our esteemed rancanteur spittie “the last time I used an applemac there were too many pips and not enough core energy”
I used to fiddle with windows, just for the craic
But my heart was broken with constant updates
So I got me an Apple and never looked back
Now I scribble away with my online web mates.
It seems old Yeller Hair’s trade squabble with China has cost Apple a $56 billion drop on the stock market, give him another term and he’ll talk the whole nation into the poorhouse.
$56 billion! Just imagine he could have built 11 walls for that. Maybe he could ask “Wall’s of Jericho” the Israeli ice cream manufactures to sponsor it for him? Just a thought.
ooooh…the Aussie gob has it’s rocket-powered chin on today!
Jem…Prez Chump would be SO miffed if the Canadians decided a wall is actually a BLOODY good idea!
…and ,for those of lesser intellect I’ll use short words…no,it’s NOT ability,it’s built in ‘Our way or no way’ systems that make Apple such crap.
Pugsy I will show you how to post pics from your Mac Pugsy.
Let me help later, as I need a hot bath.
It has been freezing all day.
I had my eyes examined in close detail today by a NHS crappie. That is to say he was in charge of the NHS trailer parked up outside of the main entrance to the hospital. When I write he was an NHS chappie, I have to confess that I am making an assumption as to his credentials & calling.
He was wearing jog bottoms a ~Brooklyn’ Sainsbury’s budget tee shirt. Five pounds each, or two for a tenner… He was too young to be poking his fingers in to my septageranium eyes. Another thing to unnerve me was that I saw him earlier with a group of young people congregating around the entrance. For all I knew he was just passing the time of day
He could have been the caretaker. My mind was cast back to 1997 when I had as inguinal hernia patched. I was prodded and examined by all manner of persons.
Two older ladies wandered in and seeing me exposed to the world, Elsie (not her real name) chirped “There you are Doris, I told you it wasn’t Big Dave it’s his youngster brother”
“Ooo fancy”Doris added for good measure.
The queue to view my nether regions grew and grew until I put a stop to it when a coach load of nuns filed by, selling ice creams.
More later
A dead tooth, has finally fallen out, I feel a sort of loss, we have been together for a fair portion of this journey.
What a fine selection of scribbles this time around, medical and non medical teams prod young man in the growlers and cause him excruciating embarrassment, young lad prods old lad in the eye possibly for fun and to impress his peers. Man loses one of his favourite teeth, and weeps as he recalls the good times they had together along life’s journey. Angry man takes great pleasure in flattening MacBook to smithereens with sledgehammer after making 5,031 attempts to post image.
Yes folks all human life is here without a doubt.
one of my favorite starts to the morn is a reliable MacBurger! - and McDonalds has a lot of lovely pics above the counter
Gummy woz here.
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.quotesgram.com%2Fimg%2F59%2F46%2F1366591492-6b5992c928e4bc8a4a835fd56b6f79aa.jpg&f=1
I fell asleep half way through - any tricks for that?
Just been informed by the ‘financial office’ of the uni,that this CRAPPY Apple Maccrap Pro [pro oh,HAHAHA] HAS to remain,as finances won’t allow/accomodate my Linux request. SO…I’m now supposed to prepare to lecture on well,stuff that’d bore you into a coma, blah,blah,blah,yaketty-yak,physics,blah,blah…Jem just started snoring-but I have to use this crappyapple machine to prepare the lectures. PLUS,I can NOT use my own Linux HP lappy,as the bleedin’ uni top-knobs will NOT allow ‘outside’ [meaning ‘non-approved’] machines/computers to hold their details.
Y’know…I’m SO often asked wtf I sometimes help out, driving a 240 ton low-lowder,with all the accompanying hassle of doing so for…and THIS is why…
[and I STILL can’t post a photo from the machine into a forum-OR find most of the bloody photos!] I fkn HATE Apple!!! PLUS I haven’t slept a WINK,because of this SODDING pain ripping through me-it hasn’t stopped or lessened yet…atmos pressure must be high atm…
Chums, the truth will out, I confess that this passage was largely fiction, but I guess you all realised that soon after the first line.My excuse is that if I recalled the actual events of the day you’d all fall asleep.
Young Robert I love your posts.
Sorry I have not been contributing enough here. I will try to do better x