He’s in the kitchen,
he’s sorting the mugs.
If you get the right mug,
he gets lots of hugs.
No cat calls or scorn
From this quarter
don’t be forlorn
but do what you oughter
One does one’s best
to do as one should;
but RJ,it’s boring
to always be good.
One attempts to evade the clutches of greed
only taking what’s needed,one’s body to feed.
However,just sometimes,when one’s feeling bugged,
it’s nice to lay into them and say “You’ve been Pugged”!
I dunno, stuffs flung
Thick and Fast
There is someatt wrung
When you bump into the past
It feels uneasy
Midriff quite queasy
Back to default
Avoid the assault.
Saw a couple of geezers today, who, reminded me of a couple of geezers long gone, my hackles went up, and we were on the same side.
Pug, I am only good
When I know I should
I have a mischievous streak
Against temptation I’m weak
Tho it’s not understood
I’m oft in a dark wood
I splash boldly in puddles
getting folks in muddles
when I wave to complete strangers
they smile, their face changes
they think that they know me
but they don’t.
Oops sorry stumbled into wrong forum
Was looking for the poetry quorum
But kindergarten is in full swing
All the kiddies a learning how to sing!
“The Man me mother married was a smashin’ lookin’ chap,
With a lovely suit of Navy Blue and a gorgeous stripey cap,
That’s accordin’ to a photo that was took so long ago,
Me mother swears it was me Da, I’m sure I wouldn’t know!”
(Noel Purcell)
I like this new style yes indeed
It broke the mold, restraints are freed
Although Im not that good at this
Excuse me it is hot and miss
So if I fall, just pick me up
Give me tea in a nice big cup x
Ah,RJ it’s not unusual,y’know,
for others to think they know where you should go.
They think they know best about where you should tread,
showing contempt if you don’t comply with every thread.
But the wonderful thing about humans,y’see,
is,they never do quite what’s expected.
An ‘acceptable standard’ may be fine to them,
but to your mind and mine,it’s rejected.
I’LL decide what I think’s just fine for this world
and I’LL make decisions for me;
and you,too,can do exactly the same,
because RJ,old chap-your mind’s free!
Christ it’s either a feast or a famine here.

Yup…and my baked spud’s ready!
TTFN…
Don’t forget the Parmesan. X
Gummy where is your bit may I say
You read it, then you ran away
You wanted change, so here it is
Something better than my quiz
What can we do, but try our best
This place is never like the rest
Bogof.
Which one is free?![]()
are you on it or in it or finished within it?
RJs mind.
does he mind I would have thought he didn’t but then again he may within it?
Does Young Robert have two minds!