Do you want a t?
T 4 2
or
4 4 T?
T 4 2 and a bex!
Kettle is on.
Oh…my fault? Have I ruined the flow of poetic prose,Sweets?
Sorry hon. meant no harm. Will b/o. Apologies.
Don’t be silly Pugsy. I was just not in the mood tbh.
yes bugger off - keep the apologies we have a bag full!
Well what a fine party it turned out to be in the end, well done folks.
Now back to the nitty gritty of scribbling. I’m not moaning here, just a little friendly crib I suppose.
Doctors differ, and how they differ.
The small intestine is actually longer that the large intestine, it’s 22feet long!!!
Don’t you think that’s a bit stupid? Is it any wonder that it takes seven years to train a doctor. I think they spend most of the time learning the latin names for parts of the body and trying to unravel mysteries like small being large and large being small.
Thankfully I don’t have to visit the doctor often, the last time I went for a check up was in 2012 having not seen him since three years before that, do you know what he said to me? “We haven’t seen you in three years Jem, what was wrong with you?”
“Nothing, that’s why you didn’t see me, asshead”
God where do they get these idiots from.
When I think of all the money I’m saving the national health you’d think he would be congratulating me for my efforts in helping the economy, if I was a busy doctor and a patient hadn’t come near me in three years I’d be patting myself on the back and thinking what a good job I was doing on him, a prime example of good doctoring.
This young fella took over the place from his elderly father who retired, and he has two lady doctors working with him. I much preferred the old lad, there was no messing about with him, you were in and out of the surgery like Flynn. If you said you had a pain in your back he would sympathise with you saying “Ah sure don’t worry about it Jem, i had the same thing myself last week and it just went away by itself, my old granny used to say that the best thing to do with pains is to keep them until they go away”
He was a wise old man, spent more time in the local next door than in his surgery, that’s what keeps him going now he says, three glasses of whiskey a day, he’s 93 and smoked a pipe all his life.
Hmm! back to the shed for more discussions I think?
As I was walking down the street
I met a man with smelly feet
I thought my God they need a wash
He thought oh my, that gal looks posh
He uttered, do I have spare change
I said “Your dog has got the mange”
Well, he lit a fag and drank his booze
I think I might have blown his fuse
He shouted for the world to hear
“I think my time is drawing near”
I said “Your wrong the drink is talking”
He said " You better carry on walking"
Hmm…personally,one retires to one’s Summer House for peaceful cogitation,old chap.
Oh Sweetie,do not feel abused.
that drunken fool was ‘drink confused.’
The change he wanted was not coin,
he merely wanted to purloin
your effervescence,so renowned
which lit his world,as you were crowned
within his mind to be his queen,
…the most beautiful Sweetie Pie he’s ever seen!
Pugsy Bear, a poet hides inside your lair
You always say the nicest things, a smile upon my face it brings
I was rather lazy earlier on, but back on form whilst you were gone:lol:
Ma’am;when one puts pen to parchment in prose
a forgone conclusion-as one knows-
is that truth will out,despite what’s tried;
for ‘Sweetie Pie beauty’ just cannot hide.
You flatter me and so sincere, I think that Gummy will get queer.
Never mind it makes a change, from rumblings coming into range.
I remember when I first came on this thread, some of the topics, filled me with dread.
Dearheart,fear not,for no harm is meant.
Most post on here with the best of intent.
Admittedly there is a lowlife or two;
but your PPO Pugsy will look after you.
I do not fear, my Pugsy dear
We are all fiends, and that is clear
Jem asked for poetry, that is true
So now we are started, we’ll see it through
Poetry you say?
Ah-here’s where I fail.
I posted a poem,
that drew incoming mail.
It did win a prize
when first it was writ,
but according to many,
my poem was shi
Certainly not my Pugsy Bear
A little rhyming we can share
It makes a change from our usual style
It will only last for a little while:lol:
Ah,but I made the mistake of posting it here.
I thought it would bring the subscribers good cheer.
However,it met with cat-calls and scorn
from the less-educated who don’t know they’re born.
Time for my cocoa.
It’s that time already
I think I’ll lay low
Where is my teddy?