IN a summer season · when soft was the sun,
I clothed myself in a cloak as I shepherd were,
Habit like a hermit’s · unholy in works,
And went wide in the world · wonders to hear.
But on a May morning · on Malvern hills,
A marvel befell me · of fairy, methought.
I was weary with wandering · and went me to rest
Under a broad bank · by a brook’s side,
And as I lay and leaned over · and looked into the waters
I fell into a sleep · for it sounded so merry.
Poor PIERS PLOWMAN…
now that is clever and SEDUCTIVE too!1
…this thread really has lost it’s way…[ommmmmmm]
maybe just maybe YOU’VE lost ya way buddy??
no none is ever lost here - we just stumble down different avenues and that’s fine - get cool man!
Pised off,gummy…been doing my best to mix work with assisting those in need,at the same time as acting as counsellor for a friend who’s ‘relationship’ was rapidly going tits-up,all whils’t maintaining cheerful exterior-and that prat accused ME this morning of having an affair with the screaming,poisonous,vitriolic money-worshipping ‘‘woman’’ he chose to get engaged to…after I’ve been called in to sort their rows out a billion times - and this morning I laid him out cold. Lost my temper,finally. I’m MIGHTY pissed-off. I’d rather eat my socks after a day wading in pigshit,than become intimate with that thing-and he knows it. So to accuse me of THAT crap,in front of a whole crowd of his acolytes,went VERY wrong for him. Not feeling particularly good atm,bro.
Just seeing if my post image thing is working after the change over.
An suitable picture from my vast photo collection, historical too, I thank God I wasn’t living in America in the 1920’s/30’s.
https://s20.postimg.cc/5svd4exv1/beer.jpg
Yes pictures from post images working perfectly.
Oh dear hugs are needed here
Sweetie always has hugs and kisses. X
Now try YouTube Jem. X
Fine fables fondly forwarded from fellow forum friend Friederman.
A useful dream.
My memory is not as good as it used to be but that is to be expected for my age, one of the things one has to accept, fair enough, I’ll put something away safe so I’ll be sure to find it when I need it.
But sometimes that is the worst thing one can do, you put the thing away so safely that you can’t find it again!
There is so much stuff in my shed that if you don’t know exactly where things are you are lost, a certain file, a strip of solder, a round nosed players, and the other day 6 pairs of gold wire earring fittings, I put them in a small plastic bag, one of those you seal up at the top by pressing it closed, then brought them into the house and put them in a special secret drawer lined with white velvet, well at least I thought I did, in actual fact I didn’t and I was going nuts trying to figure out where I’d left them. I needed them badly because they were to finish off a pair of amethyst earrings I made for a lady, they were to match a amethyst pendant she had and she wanted them for her daughters wedding coming up next Wednesday.
Believe this or not, but last night I had a dream that I got up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to get something cool from the fridge. I opened the fridge door and there was a white tub of ice cream staring me in the face, I opened it up and there were the earring fittings.
When I got up this morning I went out to the shed and pulled down an old plastic ice cream container from a top shelf and inside it were the fittings, God’s truth. Someone up there likes me.
Not bloody likely Sweetie, that’s called pushing your luck, I need a little time to recover from my last embarrassing performance, maybe tomorrow.;-)
ok you need a mates mate - I do one to one PM me??
Aww I can help.
I just teased Gummy.
ya a bloody genius - try the local fair next with a tent and glass ball!!
Would do gummy-and I appreciate the offer-but atm,I need to either find someone to kill,or walk for 5 miles around the coast before sitting down in a deserted area and just playing whatever music flows out. NOT a good day,gummy…I really did lay him out cold in front of everyone. ZAP,goes 22 years of friendship. FFS,why do I bother ever sorting people out. He was in jail for extreme violence [and I do mean extreme-don’t ask for details]when I met him…he was one of the huge number I was there to assist. THIS,is how it ends. Wossa point. Nah. Laters,mate-but thanks anyway.
God’s truth. Someone up there likes me
Probably Mr Whippy!
I know Columbo had a glass eye, don’t know anyone with a glass ball, do you? 
Sorry to hear you are upset Pug me lad, take it easy.
I missed me lunchtime pint and game of dominoes due to work so I’m off now to make up for it, see yiz later, be good now.
Oh my lovely Pugsy.
I hope he is OK.
I do worry.
I’m worn out reading all your tales of woe chums,
my trials are quite shallow in comparison
