Oh Gummy will love that.
You are no sinner Jem.
I go sleeps now Possums
WIMP!
er…I mean,ok,g’nite Miss Pie.
don’t be filthy Jem - I never use tongue when I’m havin a groovy kind of love!
You suggesting sleeping on the floor is Groovy??
Ah but spittie you need to understand the differences between the ‘soft woods’ and hard ones?? and of course the final piece de la resistance - sawdust?? you’re not feeling laterally enough?
There is Knot a day goes by without lateral, sharing it can cause collateral and, go against the Grain.
Ah - well a freudian interpretation of that spittie is that you spend a lot of your day lying down but prefer to do this alone rather than share it - but when sharing is insisted it causes you damage and rubs you up the wrong way ? - would that be true?
Thinking whilst walking, is preferable to lateral thinking. It’s ok being rubbed up the wrong way, unless it’s self inflicted.
well if SP was here right now she would say "oeer you naughty boy you - bend over and I will give you a good spanking - the wrong way?
Sweetie is a bit Slap Happy!
OMG - you done it now - oh No - shouldn’t have said that spittie - she’ll have ya butt for garters!
I will make it a personal mission, to get her mind right.
Spitty I hope you are knocking on wood!!!
Gummy, would you like to borrow my Hunkamatic.
Problem Gummy, come to finish off the brickin on the front of my Office, and all the gauging marks on the upvc doorframe have gone. I need to make 12 new marks at 78.33mm intervals.
I have NEVER seen that before.
where did they go fgs?? - they can’t just vanish like that!
omg - I do love that - I could cuddle that all day long !!