Mmm I know what you mean Spitty.
The words of Thumper to Bambi come to mind.
Good Night lovelies.
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear Robert
Happy birthday to me
I was 70 today,
I am amazed I made it.
I am gaga but not gone
Oh Young Robert I didn’t know!
I would have started a thread for you.
I hope you had a wonderful day.
I did a thread anyway.
All the forum will want to say Happy Birthday. X
Yep…seems Happy Birthday wishes would be in order,y’ole fart.
Enjoy the beverages that are a compulsory part of a birthday-and are required by law to be paid for by any person calling themselves gumbud. This is a little-known,but well established tradition.
Happy Yesterday,RJ…it’ll soon be Christmas,bro…
happy birthday you lovely man - and it is so glorious that you are here back on the floorboards strutting your thing just as your birthday arrived. We are indeed [ everyone claps -or has the clap] delighted to share it with you and I will indeed pick up the tab as pugsie so generously announced - please send all bills to:
gumbud
3rd billabong on the left [in the wet season only]
on the road to gundagai
how’s that embeddin youtubes trainin comin along pugs - fittin in with Linux OK??
we are now placing bets on you and Jem to see who comes in first mind you I think we could include spittie in that roll call as well really - wot say you SP?? [the lady with the navy]!
Oh,Linux knocks spots offa that bloody awful Winderz 10,gummy.
ios is based on the same codec,but loses it’s simplicity in b/s.
So…you feeling a tad more civil now you’ve snored for a few hours,cuz?
well upon arising each day I have a series of activities that must be performed fairly rapidly and which involves the emptying of various receptacles that are attached to my body. Once that is done then I do have a choice of sitting down here and talking to all of you inbreds OR feeding the four dogs and a cat - the animals do chomp at the bit somewhat. so I have now been awake for three hrs - fed the animals - blown the leaves away on the patio and not yet had a breakie - there is no rest for the saints down udder!
and how are yu my dear saint of the angles - all your angles set correctly today and guitars are polished and buffed ? do you have any shops on the island or just live off of the land?
Nah,no shops here mate. I wouldn’t allow that anyway.
Mind you,there’s a bus that times it’s arrival each Wednesday to coincide with low tide,so any passengers who want to visit my island can get over the causeway. Dunno what for,coz there’s three pooches,two cats,three chickens and a horse-NONE of whom speak English! [or Gaelic] Me…well,I use the buggers for target practice.
Well-the dunny needs emptying,and y’know how it is…
sounds bloody ideal for a ‘jamming season’ for the lads and SP of course - I wonder whether she can do the charleston? - any sleeping quarters? - the beach might be ok? OK?
Oh,loads of beach room,bruv. Actually,if you promise to wear the silk nightie,I do believe there may be pillow space to share…you tempting little minx,you! Right…hafta give it whizz for now…laters,me ol’ mate.
you’ll told me you wouldn’t mention to anyone the pink nightie that you bought me last Xmas and the black vibrator with the triple speed facility and tumbling balls??
well if wez gonna bring it all out in the open wot about the vibrating hernia belt I bought you even though you DO NOT have an iguana hernia ?? and the nipple clamps - diamond studied that you screamed at me that you needed? - need I go on or should I tell them about the videos next?? - beats anything that d00d is posting I can tell ya!!!
Good Morning Possums
A lot of bonding going on.
I will be back with some glue.
Ignore him,Sweetie…he’s just miffed because I sent him a video of Big Bertie looking kinda nascent…[Big Bertie is a bull I’m looking after,btw,not ol’ gummybear’s opposition]
Gawd the mind boggles:mrgreen:
I was thinking that Pugsy Bear Island is rather like Robinson Crusoe, I thought Gummy could be your Man Friday:mrgreen:
In what way? The quadrupeds here are all happy…whereas when ol’ gummy gets on all fours,he moans about his knees…
Aww, that is not very nice Pugsy. I thought you thought he WAS the bees knees:mrgreen:
have you read my PM pug - ya in trouble already!
…didn’t take long…been back just 20 minutes,been sat here at this electric writing-pad just three minutes!
Blimey…I’m ‘ITS’ already???
Oh,keep it. One is away to walk the pooches.
whoosh…